This week in the Smilieland tv cake shop............................................
1st man enters room :-
Man at counter :- "Good day sir how may I help you?"
1st man :- " I would like a gerbil please"
man at counter :- "this is a cake shop sir"
1st man :- "you don't sell gerbils then?"
man at counter :- " no sir only cakes"
1st man :- " call yourself a cake shop, what kind of cake shop doesn't sell gerbils ?
man at counter " This shop sir and I suggest you go to a pet shop if you would like a gerbil"
1st man with curiosity in his eyes states :- "Do you have any budgies then?"
man at counter :- " NO NOW I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE"
1st man :- This is not a very good cake shop is it? "
1st man walks out.
2nd man enters the shop
2nd man :- "Could I have a horse please"
Man at counter "of course sir would you like that boxed?"
2nd man "yes please"
man at counter hands over a huge horse wrapped in brown paper
2nd man "Thank you"
2nd man leaves shop
1st man enters shop again
1st man :- " You just sold that man a horse"
man at counter "no I never"
1st man "yes you did I just saw him leave with a horse"
man at counter "Ah but it wasn't a gerbil was it?"
1st man " but you said you only sold cakes"
man at counter " we do unless its 11am exactly then we sell horses"
woman enters shop:- "Good day could I have a guinea pig please?"
man at counter "would you like salad cream with that"
woman :- "Not today thank you"
1st man " you can't sell her a guinea pig, on a Friday"
man at counter :- "why not sir"
1st man :- "Its sacrilege that's why, its gerbil day today"
man at counter:- " no it was gerbil day yesterday, its always gerbil day on a Thursday"
woman:- "everyone knows that. Goodbye"
woman walks out of shop
1st man :- "can I have an apple pie then"?
man at counter :- certainly sir, would you like a wasp with that"
1st man :- why not, yes go on I'll have a wasp with it"
man at counter hands 1st man a small package and wishes him well on his journey
1st man "bye"
1st man leaves shop
man at counter looks at clock sighs and says "nearly time for penguin feeding".