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Ok I know everyone gets these in their mail so I thought I would do a collection of them here on this page so we can take the piss out of the spelling etc.

email to follow please do not email the person.

The first one today is from an email address eclsusanbrown5htp@yahoo.co.uk

They suggest I get in touch with my full name address and my entire details to claim 5 million pound

my email address has won in the European football draw, apparently they are giving away the money because they have too much of it hahaha would you ever fall for this one ?

If you did fall for this scam please get in touch as I would like some money also please of a gullible person like YOU. I seem to get more spams than real emails these days.

More to come over the weeks

 

 

Dear Winner,  <<< yea right

The Local Organising Committee of the European Champions League <<<as if they could possibly do this

 is glad
to
announce to the world the giving away of the sum of FIFTY MILLION POUNDS
to 100  <<<<<< So that's 100 x 50 million pounds hahaha
lucky email addresses all over the world. This promotion is in
Appreciation of
our International Support for the past Soccer Events and the
correspondent
earnings at the stock market which was far beyond our projected
quarterly
earnings.  <<<< much much further than expected apparently 100 x 50 million

Be informed that all winners in this program have been selected randomly
through a computer ballot system drawn from over 1,500,000 companies and
individual e-mail addresses database. Your email address happened to be
one of
the lucky winner of FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS among the Hundred email
addresses chosen. In other <<<I think you mean "Order"

to claim your prize, you will have to fill
the form
below and send it back to us for verification and then you will be
informed on
how your Cashier's Check for the sum which has already been deposited
with your
email contact.  <<<They always use yahoo email address's then do they ?

We use this opportunity to thank all our Sponsors/Contributors of this
program:
AIR EMIRATES,ADIDAS,NIKE,MCDONALDS,COCA-COLA,UNITED
AIRLINES,BMW,PEPSI,VIRGIN
ATLANTIC,UMBRO SPORTLINE,FUJIFILM, AIR-ASIA,BARCLAYS,VODAFONE,NOKIA
N-SERIES,
LUCOZADE SPORT, AND <<<< well lets see "YOU" A HOST OF EMAIL SERVICE PROVIDERS FOR ALLOWING THE
USE OF
THEIR DATABASE FOR THE DRAWS AND ALSO FOR THE

PROVISION OF SECURE (SSL)

EMAIL DELIVERY SYSTEMS.

NAME:............................................
AGE:.............................................
SEX:.............................................
ADDRESS:.........................................
EMAIL:...........................................
TEL.:............................................
OCCUPATION:......................................
COUNTRY:.........................................

Please you are advised to complete the form and send back to us for
promptcollection. You are automatically disqualified if you are below 18 years
of age.<<< That's nice of you

This E-mail message (including attachments, if any)is intended for
the useof the individual or entity to which it is addressed and may contain
Information that is privileged, proprietary,confidential and exempted
fromdisclosure.If you are not the intended recipient, you are notified that
anydissemination,distribution or copying of this communication is strictly
prohibited. <<< Why what are you going to do about it?

Sincerely,
Susan Brown.



And then there was this 

 

UNITED BRITISH INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY    

 
14 FRATON ROAD
FULHAM, LONDON
Ref: EAASL/941OYI/02/SHYN
Batch: 12/25/0034

   Email us:contactdeptt@london.com
                     WINNING NOTIFICATION
Dear Mr/Mrs/Sir/Madam:
This is to inform you that your email address has won the british
lottery which was held last week.  
your email with serial number 5388/02 and ticket number56475600545 188 hit the
jackpot.
You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £800,000 (Eight 
Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds, ) in cash credited to
file KPC/9080118308/02/SHYN.
This is from a total cash prize of £10 Million pounds shared among the first twenty (20)
lucky winners in this category.
In the 2nd category.you are advised to keep this notice to yourself
because of individuals who may divert your money to theirs and they also use our
company to deceive others.you are advised to report back by means of email  within
48hours of reading this mail.       
      
Yours faithfully,
Mr Lawrence Gordon
Lottery Coordinator.
Novell Financial Reconciliation Inc,
Tel: + 44-7031959220
Fax: + 44-8709127476
                                                                          
The Lottery Company and lottery.co.uk is in no way affiliated with,
associated with
or approved or endorsed by Camelot Group plc or The National Lottery
Commission.
What kind of net is this becoming ?
 
I get these type of emails all the time so just check if you get one to see if it is iffy before you reply to them.
 
 

 
IF IT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE THEN
 IT "ALWAYS" IS.
Never replay to any emails 
that look like the ones below
 and on the other spoof email pages!!
Just delete the email and move on!! 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I am 28 Female,Rebecca Clarkson (5'6) from Ohio

United States of America.,<<<< I am sure you are !!
I lived with my Ex-Boyfriend
before I had a problem as a result of his misbehavior.
I've been having a problem with my Dad who i live with
but right now due to our differences, i have left the
United States for africa my Mom is from United Kingdom
but she`s late now. MY Dad works with Oil Contractors
in UK and Italy include some parts of the Asian and
American. I work with my father as his personal
auditor and we move around for his contracts whereever
he is awarded.

My first boy friend, Victor Glashow, absconded with my
dad's money which was kept with me after a completion
of a contract in EAST london,UK. When my boy friend
got absconded with the undisclosed sum of USdollars,
this brought the first brokeup between me and my dad,
cos he thought, we have the deal together, but not
knowing that I'm an innocent about this. So my dad has
been harsh and tough against me about this.

Then when I perceived all his behaviors towards me and
the bad acts of his newly gotten wife, i decided to
leave ohio to meet a friend in London in Uk whom have
meet during our stay there for a contract with N.P.C.
I left because my dad have been treating me bad and
stopped me from working with him even having any
access to his assets, and i felt no where to go than
to leave the states to search for an investment here.
Now, for you to know im not in the states now, i left
my personal room in my dad's house. My hope of
getting an investment here with the money is to no
avail or success.

Now, I'm in need of your help, have gotten the enuogh
money to run myself when I get to USA, i want to come
over to your end and stay with you for main time, I
don't want to live here anymore, you know I'm a
foreigner here and it is absolutely danger for me
here, so that is why i need your gesture assistance.
How i want you to help me? I have some money, which
I've gotten from an over invoiced Contract
renumeration executed by my dad with some contractors,
so I have taken up the money from the contractors, but
I'm hiding up from the girl I stayed with here in
barking, because i might got setup if they know i have
such huge amount of money (5,500,000.00$), so for me
to be more safe and secure, I put this money in a box
and got it locked up with a security code known to me
only, and I deposited the box with some of my
travelling luggages with a Security and Insurance
Company who render private diplomatic delivery service
and i told them that the two boxes are my travelling
luggage, which I want to send forth to U.S.A because
i'm returning home, then i paid them up their custody
and security fee.

So, I want the box sent to you while i catch up with
you as soon as it is been delivered to you while I pay
you up your Rent charge and a reasonable amount for
compensation, only 30% of the money in the box to you.
Every arrangement for the delivery is kinda perfect, I
have obtained customs papers for private freight and
there are seals on the box showing that it is a
private delivery and check performed, it is free from
customs checks, it will be delivered at your door step
by the diplomats of the security company, you do not
need to burn out to receive it. And the boxes have
security codes lock known to me only, only me can open
the boxes, except if I tell anyone the Code, so the
Boxes cannot be opened on the Way of delivery to you.
I couldn't stay with the boxes in the lodge because it
is not safe for me to do so, then I have to put it in
a Security and Insurance Company for safety.

Therefore, I want you to contact me as soon as
possible, so that you can make the Clearance from the
Security Company as the Recipient of my Boxes. And
once the box gets, I will be there with you, then we
can open the box together or i will tell you the code
to open it, so that you can arrange everything
properly before my arrival. Like I said, I will fulfil
my 30% promise of the money to you for your assistance
and we can meet for a better living. And I hope you
are for real about Helping .....

I will appreciate your trust towards this and hoping
to hear from you and to meet you inperson. Please,
kindly make your response to my email which you know
so that i can read your message easily and we can
proceed from there.

Thanks
Rebecca
 

Though shalt not email me

 

FROM MISS MAGRET ODINBA 
ABIDJAN.IVORY COAST.
COTE D'IVOIRE.
 
 
APPEAL FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE.
 
Dear Guardian,
 
Good day to you over there,please permit me to inform you of my desire of going into this business relationship with you.Though this letter may come to you as suprise, since you dont know me personally before, but please kindly open your mind to help me and treat me like your own blood relation, it is by the grace of God that I found your contact recently, because it has been very difficult for me to find a sincere person to entrust on this urgent request transaction and to help me out of my affliction today,
 
I am MISS MAGRET ODINBA  ., the only daughter of late Mr. And Mrs.FRANCIS ODINBA . My father was a very wealth Cocao & Gold Merchant in Abidjan, the economic capital of Ivory Coast, My father was attacked by unknown assassins during the political war crisis that going on our country here Abidjan , Ivory Coast . My mother died when I was a baby when she was about to delivers a new baby and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father on november 2004 in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of twelve Million,Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars. USD($12.500,000) left in one of the private security/finances trust services house here in Abidjan Ivory Coast ,as a family valuables for security reason that he used my names her only daughter for the next of kin in depositing of the fund. <<<<< Can you believe this speil
 
However That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or hotel management.
 
Sir/Ma,I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards again.Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded.
 
Now permit me to ask these few questions:- <<<< Like do you think i'm this gullible ?
 
(1)Can you help me for the retrievements of this fund on my behalf in the security custody here and to help me to provide a bank account in which this fund would be transferred into?

(2)Can you stand as a guardian of this fund since I am only 21 years old?

(3)Can you make an arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my Education and to secure a resident permit in your country? <<<< of course I can and any hospital appointments you may need

(4) Can you honestly take me as your own and help me? 

(5) Can I completely trust you? <<< Just as much as I can trust you

(6) What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money is in your account?
 
  Please,Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. My life is not safe here and I need to be out of here as soon as possible, because since thereafter the death of my father all my uncles here are always after my life, been I am only daugther and the next of kin to all the properties then they start jealous of me and my presence here still be disturbing them and I stayed in the church here due to lack of security to my life.  That is the reason I quickly have this my contact with you, I want to leave here as soon as you assist me to transfer out this said fund into any of your safe bank account in your stable country and then send me some amount to enable me prepare to meet with you for me to resides finally, finish my study and invest the money with you by your own permission and directives. without your assistance I will find it difficult to transfer the said funds myself alone without quardian and with my little experience.Please kindly let me know your plan for me and also let me know how best you can do to assist me out.
 
Hopefully to hear from you ASAP?
 
Best Regards,
 
Your respectful one, 
 
MISS MAGRET ODINBA <<<< you missed the "R" out of Margret

 

See how people play on your good nature these are stupid people 

Never mind try try and try yet again

 

Hi Dearest,
 
I got your contact information’s through internet searching after reading your profile I desieded to contact you. I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise but I will like you to take this as one of the things people over come on this earth. And I know that it is God that led me to get your contact so that you will be of help to me. Before I will go on let me introduce my self to you so that you will be able to know me well.
 
My name is Miss Alice alfred my mother is from united state of America why my father is from Abidjan Cote D’Ivoire in West Africa. My father and my mother where living in America and I was born in America. My mother died when I was only 7 yrs and I am the only daughter to my parents so when I was 9yrs my father took me to his own town in Africa where he Establish a company since then I am with my father till on the 1st of January 2007 my father died in a car accident why coming back from a club meeting. So after the burial of my father his brothers send me away I mean my uncles and they said that I am not the daughter of there brother so they took all my father had, houses and his company and they said that in Africa here that woman did not have any right over her father property so they drove me away from my father’s house and I can not do anything to them because I am only 18yrs now.
 
Then the only thing I have now is the documents that my father used to deposit a huge amount of money in a trunk box with a security company here in this country and know one knows about this .My father disclosed this to me because I am his only child and he told me that he wants to use this money to Establish another company in overseas and  he hand over the  documents to me and tell me that encase anything happens to him in any way that I have to take this document and look for a foreigner from oversea, who will help me to claim this trunk box from the security company and send it out from this country to his or her country. And he told me that I should not let the security company to know about the content in the trunk box because the security company did not know any thing that is in the trunk box because he told them that it is family valuables.
 
Since my father's family have drove me away and I have no where to go or stay so I went to the security company to claim the trunk box, and the director have agreed to release the trunk box to me as the next of kings and the trunk box was deposited with my name as the next of kings but  I see that I can not claim this on my own because I am only 18yrs  I can not handle the money that is inside so that is why I contact you to help me claim this trunk box and ship it to your country so that I can be able to come to your country for you to help me Establish an investment then I will continue my Education in your country .Please I will reward you if you can assist me on this please.
 
I will give you the documents if you agreed to help me with trust and honesty without any disappointment. I will stop until I hear from you.
 
From Miss
Alice Alfred,

The Paypal spoof worst of the worst

 

Looks so real doesn't it?

never click on any ebay or Paypal links

Go to your account and see if there are any messages left in your account for you

as it is always being safe than sorry.

 


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Attention PayPal Online Client:

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DON'T BE FOOLED BE SAFE

Then theres the pretend banks

 

FROM THE DESK OF MRS. MIMI USMAN.
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICA-(BOA)
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.              CONFIDENTIAL.

DEAR FRIEND,

I AM THE MANAGER OF BILL AND EXCHANGE AT THE FOREIGN REMITTANCE
DEPARTMENT OF BANK OF AFRICA.(BOA) I AM WRITING FOLLOWING THE IMPRESSIVE
INFORMATION ABOUT YOU THROUGH ONE OF MY FRIENDS WHO RUNS A CONSULTANCY
FIRM IN YOUR COUNTRY. HE ASSURED ME OF YOUR CAPABILITY AND RELIABILITY
TO CHAMPION THIS BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY. IN MY DEPARTMENT WE DISCOVERED AN
ABANDONED SUM OF $ 27.2M US DOLLARS (MILLION US DOLLARS). IN AN ACCOUNT
THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMER WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS
ENTIRE FAMILY IN NOVEMBER 2001 IN A PLANE CRASH. SINCE WE GOT
INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO
COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE IT UNLESS
SOMEBODY APPLIES FOR AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS
INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDELINES BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE LEARNT THAT ALL
HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION DIED ALONGSIDE WITH HIM AT THE
PLANE CRASH LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM.
       IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY THAT I AND OTHER OFFICIALS IN
MY DEPARTMENT NOW DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND
RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED
FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND
WE DON’T WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL.
       THE BANKING LAW AND GUIDELINE HERE STIPULATES THAT IF SUCH MONEY
REMAINED UNCLAIMED AFTER FIVE YEARS, THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED INTO
THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND. THE REQUEST OF FOREIGNER AS NEXT OF
KIN IN THIS BUSINESS IS OCCASIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A
FOREIGNER AND A BURKINABE CANNOT STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO A FOREIGNER. 
WE AGREE THAT 30 % OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU  AS FOREIGN PARTNER, IN
RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FOREIGN ACCOUNT,10 %WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR
EXPENSES INCURRED DURING THE BUSINESS AND 60 %WOULD BE FOR ;ME AND MY
COLLEAGUES.

THERE AFTER I AND MY COLLEAGUES WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT
ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGES INDICATED. THEREFORE TO ENABLE THE
IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOU AS ARRANGED, YOU MUST APPLY FIRST
TO THE BANK AS RELATIONS OR NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED INDICATING YOUR
BANK NAME, YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER, YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX
NUMBER FOR EASY AND EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION AND LOCATION WHERE IN THE
MONEY WILL BE REMITTED .UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL SEND TO YOU
BY FAX OR EMAIL THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION. I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO
YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS HITCH FREE AND THAT YOU SHOULD NO
ENTERTAIN ANY ATOM OF FEAR AS ALL REQUIRED ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE
FOR THE TRANSFER. YOU SHOULD CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY AS SOON AS YOU
RECEIVE THIS LETTER.



TRUSTING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY,

YOURS FAITHFULLY

MRS. MIMI USMAN.
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICA. (BOA)


La temporada de huracanes y el terremoto de Peru, a un click

 

Why do they try with these stupid amounts? no one has taht amount of money, you could buy their country for that

HEY I WON THE LOTTERY AGAIN !!

 

IRISH GOVERNMENT ACCREDITED LICENSED
IRISH WEB LOTTERY
IS REGISTERED UNDER THE DATA PROTECTION ACT OF
(Registration Z720633X).
The Irish Lottery
47 Meadow Vale,
Sligo, Ireland.
Ref: LSUK/2031/8161/05
Batch: R3/A312-59
 
Dear  Beneficiary,
 
We the management and staff of the United Kingdom Irish National Lottery happily congratulate you on your winning of 1,200.000 BPS ( One Million Two hundred British Pounds Stellings)
 
Your Email which code is UK / ILC-1759 won after a random selection of more than 30million emails. You are by this notice expected to contact our zonal coordinator,Rev.Lukas Geore. under the management of Solute Consultancy with the email : lukasgeorge@ozu.es,   with the following informaton for the remittance of your winning:

 

YIPPEE DO DA !!

YES THATS RIGHT MY EMAIL ADDRESS WAS LUCKY AGAIN

 

YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS WON THIS YEAR EURO MILLION LOTTERY.
dear Sir/Madam,

We wish to congratulate you over your email success in our
computerballoting heldon 15th ofAugust 2007.
This is a Millennium Scientific Computer Game in
which email addresseswere used. It is a promotional program aimed at
encouraging internetusers; therefore you do not need to buy ticket to
enter for it. You have been approve forthe star prize of 987:000:00
(Nine Hundred And Eighty Seven Thousand  Euros Only).To claim your
winning prize you are to contact the appointed claim agent as soon as
possible for the immediate release of your winnings with the following
informations below:

Your Full Name..............................
Home And Office Telephone Numbers...........
Mobile Telephone Number....................
Fax Number.................................
Winning email address....................

Mr. Penny Roland
Liberty Seguros Trust Agency,
Mario Cabre Sin Numero,
28016, Madrid -Spain
E-mail:libertyseguross@aim.com
Telephone,0034675236242,

Ref No.ES/037/11/06/MD
Batch No: WNTO/7416/VA/ES
Lucky No: 07-13-31.54-640
Serial No: MUOTI/82536

The Validity period of the winnings is for 20 working days hence you
are expected to make your claims immediately, any claim not made before
this date will be returned to the MINISTERIO DE E CONOMIA Y HACIENDA.
Note:You are advised to keep this winning very confidential until you
receive your lump prize in your account or optional cheque issuance to
you,This is a protective measure put in place to avoid people applying
for your winnig fund,as we have had cases like this before.

Best Regards,
Mrs.Emily Simon.
Program Assistant.




WELL JANE AND DENIS WITH A "P"

 

Avenue 12 Rue 47 ABIDJAN
DANANI REFUGEE
CAMP, ABIDJAN
REPUBLIC OF COTE-D'IVOIRE

Dear,

Good Day and God bless as I introduce my self to you with all faith and hope you will understand me and not to betray me at the end.

I have the intention to introduces myself to you My name is JANE ADAMS the only daughter and my brother's name is DENIS ADAMS the only son .We are the children of late CHIEF BENSON ADAMS. I am 18 years old, our father died about 1 year ago on the 5th of April 2005, in a gold mine in MENDE, Republic of Serria Leone . He was into legal gold mining, he has succeeded in saving $7.2 millions dollars (seven million two hundredthousand U.S. Dollars) during his Business on Gold, before he went on a trip to Republic of Cote D' Ivoire near by country to our country to save his money for security reasons because of the political problem in our country. Unfortunately he is dead and I will not want the money to
be kept like that without any investment purpose . so I am contacting you with full trust that you will not let us down .

We need help from you to help us transfer this money to your country for investment and
who will be sincere to invert us to his country with out cheating us or doing bad to us on my arrival with my brother, I'm willing to give you 30% of the money after the transfer of the moneyand 5% extra for any expense you incurs in this transaction, please mail us immediately urgent to know your stands before looking else where you're the first person we are contacting and also send your phone number as soon as possible to enable us to beat the said time.

Now permit us to ask these few questions:-

1. Can you honestly help us as your own person?

2. Can we completely trust you?

3. Hope our percentage offer is good accepted by you?

Please, Treat this email confidential and get back to us as soon as possible.

Yours Sincerely,

Jane and Denis


AND THEN THERES ALICE ALFRED !!

 

Hi Dearest,
 
I got your contact information’s through internet searching after reading your profile I desieded to contact you. I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise but I will like you to take this as one of the things people over come on this earth. And I know that it is God that led me to get your contact so that you will be of help to me. Before I will go on let me introduce my self to you so that you will be able to know me well.
 
My name is Miss Alice alfred my mother is from united state of America why my father is from Abidjan Cote D’Ivoire in West Africa. My father and my mother where living in America and I was born in America. My mother died when I was only 7 yrs and I am the only daughter to my parents so when I was 9yrs my father took me to his own town in Africa where he Establish a company since then I am with my father till on the 1st of January 2007 my father died in a car accident why coming back from a club meeting. So after the burial of my father his brothers send me away I mean my uncles and they said that I am not the daughter of there brother so they took all my father had, houses and his company and they said that in Africa here that woman did not have any right over her father property so they drove me away from my father’s house and I can not do anything to them because I am only 18yrs now.
 
Then the only thing I have now is the documents that my father used to deposit a huge amount of money in a trunk box with a security company here in this country and know one knows about this .My father disclosed this to me because I am his only child and he told me that he wants to use this money to Establish another company in overseas and  he hand over the  documents to me and tell me that encase anything happens to him in any way that I have to take this document and look for a foreigner from oversea, who will help me to claim this trunk box from the security company and send it out from this country to his or her country. And he told me that I should not let the security company to know about the content in the trunk box because the security company did not know any thing that is in the trunk box because he told them that it is family valuables.
 
Since my father's family have drove me away and I have no where to go or stay so I went to the security company to claim the trunk box, and the director have agreed to release the trunk box to me as the next of kings and the trunk box was deposited with my name as the next of kings but  I see that I can not claim this on my own because I am only 18yrs  I can not handle the money that is inside so that is why I contact you to help me claim this trunk box and ship it to your country so that I can be able to come to your country for you to help me Establish an investment then I will continue my Education in your country .Please I will reward you if you can assist me on this please.
 
I will give you the documents if you agreed to help me with trust and honesty without any disappointment. I will stop until I hear from you.
 
From Miss
 Alice Alfred,

PRAY OR PREY A LITTLE HARDER DORKY!!

 

FROM MICHEAL PRINCE
COTE D IVOIRE
WEST AFRICA
DEAR FRIEND,
 
PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE OF ENTERING INTO BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. I GOT YOUR EMAIL HROUGH A FRIEND  WHO WORKS IN THE HUMAN RIGHTS COMMISSION HERE IN ABIDJAN COTE D IVOIRE I PRAYED OVER IT AND SELECTED YOUR NAME AMOUNG OTHER NAMES DUE TO IT'S ESTEEMING NATUREAND THE  ECOMMENDATIONS GIVEN TO ME AS A REPUTABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON I CAN DO BUSINESS WITH AND BY THEIR RECOMMENDATIONS I MUST NOT HESITATE TO CONFIDE IN YOU FOR THIS SIMPLE AND SINCERE BUSINESS.
 
 I AM MICHEAL PRINCE  THE ONLY CHILD OF LATE MR AND MRS PRINCE MY FAHTER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT BASED  IN ABIDJAN. THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING TO DISCUSS ON A BUSINESS DEAL. WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OCTOBER 1998. MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE I AM MOTHERLESS. BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 29TH AUGUST 2000 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN. HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A SUM OF US$18.500.000 (EGHTEEN MILLION FIVEHUNDRED THOUSAND, UNITED STATES DOLLARS) LEFT IN A LOCAL BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN. THAT HE USED MY NAME AS HIS ONLY CHILD FOR THE NEXT OF KIN IN  DEPOSIT OF THE FUND. HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES,
 
THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE. (SUCH AS REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT). I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS : TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WOULD  BE TRANSFERED TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND SINCE I AM A BOY OF 19 YEARS TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO FURTHER MY EDUCATIONAND TO SECURE A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT IN YOUR COUNTRY.
 
 I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 15% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT INPUT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEAS. FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) DAYS YOU SIGNIFY  INTERESTTO ASSIST ME. I WILL APPRECIATE YOU SEND
ME E-MAIL.michealprince2020@yahoo.fr, <<<<<<<<<<<<<NOTICE THIS ONE IS FROM FRANCE
ANTICIPATING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
MICHEAL PRINCE

ARE THEY GETTING INTELLIGENT?

 

Dear Friend,


Greetings to you & your Family.
I have been waiting for you since to contact me for  your Confirmable Bank Draft of $915.810.00 United States Dollars,  but I did not hear from you since that time ,Then I went and deposited the Draft with
Global Security & trust Courier Company,Cotonou, Benin Republic before I travelled out of the country for a short Course and i will not come back till end of next Month.


What you  have to do now is to contact the Global trust Courier & Security Company as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date.
For your information, I have paid for the delivering Charges, Insurance fee and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is not a Drug Money nor to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country,


The only money you will send to the Courier & Security Company to
deliver your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is ($115) One Hundred & Fifteen United States Dollars only  being their Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.


Again, Don't deceive by anybody to pay any other money except $115.00,I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will  contact them and  in case of demurrage.
You have to contact the Global trust Courier & Security  Company now for the delivery of your Draft with this information bellow.
Contact Person; Mr.Cosmas Okesonu


Email Address: glotrustcompany327@yahoo.fr 
Tel/FAX;00229 9759 8639.


Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you  the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and know When it will get to youraddress.


Let me repeat again,try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $115 for their immediate action.
You should also Let me know through email as soon as you receive your Draft.


Yours Faithfully,
BARRISTER EMMANUEL    <<<<<<< THE ANSWER IS NO THEY ARE STUPIDER
 

 

DO THEY EVER GIVE UP?

 

Greetings.
As you read this, don't feel sorry for me, because it is the destiny of     <<<<<<<< WE DON'T
everyman to die someday.I am Kamil Hassan a naturalised briton by birth
and a business merchant based in the United Kingdom.I have been
diagnosed with Esophageal cancer.
It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only
about a few months to live, according to medical experts.I regret that I
have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for
anyone(not even myself),but my trade.Though I am very well to do,I was
never open handed;I was always hostile to people and regarded them like
they never had hopes of becoming as successful as myself.Now I know that
there is a lot more to life than just prosperity.
I believe that when I am given a second chance to come to this world,I
would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that
death is eminent, I have willed and given most of my belonging to
immediate and extended family members, as well as a few close friends.I
want Allah to be merciful to me and accept my soul. Hence I have decided
to support charity work; this is what i want to be remembered for.So
far, I have been able to reach out to a few charity organizations in the
Singapore,Algeria and Malaysia.Now that my health has deteriorated so
badly,I cannot do this myself anymore.
I once asked members of my family to aid me in giving of alms to those
organizations catering for the less privileged in Bulgaria and
Pakistan;they refused and kept the resources to themselves.Hence,I do
not trust them anymore,as they seem not to be contempt with what I have
left for them.
The last of my belonging which no one knows of,is the huge deposit of
Four and half milion US dollars that I have in a safe keeping company
abroad,which I will want you to secure and bestow to charity
organizations.Please  reply to my secured email address
kamil.hassan@yahoo.de
For your time and devotion,I have set aside a tenth of this for you.
Allah be with you.
Kamil Hassan.


I WON AGAIN !!

 

FROM:MRS.HANNAH SULLIVAN CONTACT PRIME BANK!!!


WINX LOTTO
INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT.
RESULTS FOR CATEGORY
"B" DRAWS


We are pleased to congratulate you, and announce to you,
the results of the second Category draw of THE WINX LOTTO PROMO INT.
The draws was officially held on the 25th of August, 2007. Participants
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mails addresses of individuals and companies from Africa, America,
Asia, Australia, Europe, Middle East, and Oceania as Part of our
International Promotions Program..

Your e-mail address, attached to
ticket number 46998126712, with prize number 472-9768NL, which
consequently won in the Second Category. You have been Awarded a lump
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winning payout for Category
"B" Winners. This is from a total cash
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CONGRATULATIONS! Your fund
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In your best interest
to avoid mix up of numbers and Names of any kind, we request that you
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the process of transferring your claims has been Completed, and your
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double claiming or Unscrupulous acts by participants/non-participants
of this program.

Please contact our paying bank (SNS Bank &
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and identification, do Remember to quote these numbers in your
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*************************************************
Contact person: Mr.
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(International Remittance Department).
SNS Bank and
Securities Netherlands
Email:remittofficedep@aim.com
Tel: +31-624-743-
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*************************************************
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of our promotional program.

Yours in service,
Mrs.HANNAH SULLIVAN
(Lottery Coordinator).

This was an exciting read !!

 

Dear Friend,
This letter will come to you as a surprise <<<<< NO IT DOESN'T

but it is by all means well intended.Thanks for giving it a read.<<<<AGAIN "NO IT DOESN'T"


I am John Sanha a Pilot with the Guine Bissau Airlines and a younger
brother to Late Navy Commander Mohammed Lamine Sanha,who was killed in
January 2007 by the forces of the incumbent President of my country.

He was
termed an outspoken opponent of the ruling Government because of he
spoke
against oppression and high handedness with which the incumbent
ruled.Guinea Bissau is a small African Country in West Africa.Please
check
out http://www.irinnews.org/report.aspx?reportid=67911.
The crisis that engulfed our nation recently is unfortunate and the true
story behind it is not yet told.I am contacting you on another matter
that
could benefit us mutually only if you can give me me your undivded attention.

I was sometime ago contracted by a top Government offical to do a transfer
job(involving foreign currencies) for the President of my country.I was
mandated to move out funds contained in 2 trunk boxes amounting to USD30
Million Dollars.The movement was facilitated with an aircraft which I flew
from Guinea Bissau to Lisbon.The initial arrangement was to move the
trunks intact to Lisbon,but on arrival in lisbon the security was tight at
the airport and that informed my decision to redirect the cargo to
Accra,Ghana and had it deposited with a safe deposit Firm.
I had a sharing understanding with the contractor and the incumbent
president but after delivery they decided not to give me my fair share.In
the course of discussion my brother was assasinated by the force loyal to
the incumbent President of Guinea Bissau,investigations showed clearly
that the incumbent has a hand in it,and this led to my keeping all deposit
information to myself.He killed my brother because of his outspokenness
and saw him as an opponent.He also dismissed me from active service and
has since sought after my life.I fled to Ghana where I assumed a refuge
status pending when I can sort out my proposal to you and reunite with my
family in your country.

My main motive of contacting you is for you to asist me in getting the
funds over to your country for investment purposes.As a refuge here I do
not have the capability to facilitate this,but with you it is
possible.There is no risk associated with this as I am the only one who
knows where the funds are.I offer you 30% of the whole sum,while the
balance will be held for me.

Thanks for your anticipated response.

Yours Sincerely
John Sanha

When it sounds too good to be true well .... It usually is!!

 

Dear Sir/Madam,
Would you like to work online from Home/Temporarily and get paid weekly?
We are seeking to offer you a Job position with our reputable company,
Global Source Fabrics and Textiles. We need someone to work as
Representative/Book keeper in USA. This is in view of our expansion
program to USA where we presently don't have any office. You don't need
to
have an Office and this certainly wont disturb any form of work you have
going at the moment. Our integrated yarn and fabric manufacturing
operations use state-of-the-art textile equipment from the world's
leading
suppliers. Order processing, production monitoring and process flow is
seamlessly integrated through a company-wide computer network.
1 The average monthly income is about 20,000.00 USD to 45,000.00 USD.
2 No form of investments from you
3 This job takes only 1-3 hours per day

About the job:
We have sales representatives all over the world to distribute our
products. You know, it's not easy to start a business in a new market
(in
USA AND CANADA). There are hundreds of competitors, close direct
contacts
between suppliers and customers and other difficulties, which impede our
sales promotion. We have decided to deliver the products upfront, it's
very risky but it should push up sales about 25 percent. Thus we need to
get payments for our products as soon as possible. Unfortunately we are
unable to open Bank Accounts in the listed countries without first
registering the company name.Presently, with the amount of Orders we
have,
we cannot put them on hold, fear of loosing the customers out rightly to
our competitors.

Secondly, we cannot cash these payments from the USA soon enough, as
International Checks take about 14 working days for cash to be made
available.
We lose about 75,000 USD of net income each month because we have money
transfer delays*
Hence your task is to coordinate payments from customers and help us
with
the payment process. You are not involved in any sales. We make direct
contact for sales of products. Once orders are received and sorted.We
deliver the product to a customer (usually through FEDEX).The customer
receives and checks the products. After this has been done the customer
has to pay for the products. About 90 percent of our customers prefer to
pay through certified personnel checks or bank to bank transferand
Electronic Payment to Credit Card depending on the amount involved.That
is
why we have decided to open this new Job position for solving this
problem.
Your tasks are;

1.Receive payment from Customers
2.Cash Payment at your Bank / Cash point
3.Deduct 10% which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed
4.Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay to any of our
offices
as you will be instructed.

Local Money transfers take barely hours, so it will give us a
possibility
to get customer's payment almost immediately. For example you've got
3000.00 USD you take your income: 300.00 USD Send to us: 2700.00 USD.
First month you will have 15-20 transactions on 3,000.00-4,000 USD. For
example 18 transactions on 3,500.00 USD give you 4,410.00 USD per month
plus your basic monthly salary of 1,000.00. Total: 5410.00 USD per
month.
After establishing a close co-operation with us you'll be able to
operate
with larger orders and you'll be able to earn more. Our payments will be
issued out in your name and you can have them cashed in your bank or
other
Cashing Services, Payment could be made into your credit card.Deduct
your
weekly salary and forward the balance to the company via Western Union
Money Transfer or Money Gram. We understand it is an unusual and
incredible job position. This job takes only 3-7 hours per week. You’ll
have a lot of free time doing another job(s), you'll get good income and
regular job. But this job is very challenging and you should understand
it. We are looking only for the worker who satisfies our requirements
and
will be an earnest assistant. We are glad to offer this job position to
you. You can also click our web link:

http://www.globalsources.com/manufacturers/Fabrics-and-Textiles.html

If you feel that you are a serious and earnest worker and you want to
work
for Global Sources Fabrics and Textiles, kindly send an email to the
email
stated below

(michealgrizlasources@hotmail.com)
Provide the Following listed below.

Yours Faithfully
Michael Grizla.
(Human Resource Manager)

And yet more job offers!!

 

My name is Yeiken Lee and I am the manager of a Human
Recourses department of China National Heavy Duty Truck Group Corp.,
China.

The purpose of this message is to draw Your attention to a
vacant position of a financial manager for cooperation with private
individuals.

Professionalism and conscientiousness of our company enables us
to attract a large number of customers. Nowadays China National Heavy
Duty
Truck Group Corp. firmly
holds a position of a leading company in the Asian market ,
which ensures our stable development.

So today , we are glad to offer You to:
- become a part of our company
- join a team of high qualified specialists
- get a prestigious part time job
- earn a good deal

In order to become our financial manager for cooperation
with private individuals You ARE NOT OBLIGED TO HAVE ANY HIGHER OR
PROFESSIONAL EDUCATION. You will just be supposed to:
- have approximately 2 free hours a day
- have a bank account (or to be able to open a new one ,
especially for company needs)
- have a PC

YOUR PARTICIPATION IS ESSENTIAL TO enable us to grant our
customers the best service in shortest dates.
YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES will be:

- to receive payments from our customers
(private individuals)
- to withdraw the funds and to transfer it to us.
Your SALARY is 10%commission out of every payment that You
receive.

If you are interested in the vacancy offered, please get some more
detailed information on the following E-mail address:

cnhdtco@myway.com

Our managers will be glad to answer any questions.

We are looking forward to working with You!

Yours faithfully
Yeiken Lee
http://www.cnhtc.com.cn/






DOCTORS IN THE HOUSE !!

 

FROM THE DESK OF:
DR.TIMOTHY MOWAZI
REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA
CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL
SOUTH AFRICA MINING CORP.
PRETORIA.
REQUEST FOR PARTNERSHIP: STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL AND URGENT!
 My name is Dr.Timothy Mowazi, I head a Seven-man Tenders Board
Committee in charge of contracts Award, Vetting, Evaluating and payments. I
am presently an accountant with the South Africa Mining Corporation.
Your name came highly remended hence I am contacting you for an Urgent
business proposal (please my apologies for reaching you through this
manner).
The purpose of this letter to you is to simplyask your hand in
partnership towardsthe transfer of funds to the tune of US$14,500,000M
equivalent(Fourteen Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars), into
a foreign account that you will provide.
The funds are ready and with your unalloyed cooperation the source of
 the funds will be made genuine and legitimate, then the t ransfer is a
100% hitch-free, timely and totally legitimate too. Needless to say, you
 dont have to entertain any fear as I am quite conversant with all laws
 governing money transfer or money laundering of any sort.
We have designed this transaction in such a way that we shall be
 successful and its proceed, we shall enjoy with absolute peace of mind even
 after the successful completion of it all. If you follow my instruction
 accordingly and promptly, this transaction will be completed in at the
 most 10-14 banking days from the receipt of what I will require of you.
 At this time I can not devulge further information regarding this
 proposal until there exists anunderstanding and trust between us for
 security reasons. But after receivingthis mail and have perused through it
 and you are interested, please do respond back via
 email: timothymow azi@yahoo.fr                <<<<< FRENCH EMAIL AGAIN
If this proposal meet your intrerest, we have decided to give you a negotiable percentage from the entire sum, hoping that it will be  satisfactory. Please send along your response the following:
 -Confidential/Private Tel and Fax number.
-Contact name and address.
 Thank you for your much anticipated urgent response.
Respectfully,
Dr. Timothy Mowazi
 

DEAR GOD!!

 

From : Mrs. Clara Williams
No 20 Kofi Street
Off Avenue Road
Nairobi
Republic of Kenya
Pls Reply To This Email: clara_williams2008@yahoo.fr
God Is The ultimate Giver!
Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, <<<<BLASPHEMY

I am former Mrs.Clara Williams, now Mrs.Grace Williams, A widow to the Late  Mohammed Williams, I am 73 years old, I am now a new Christian convert,suffering from long time cancer of the breast. From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I won't live more than four to Seven  months according to my doctors. This is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.
My late husband was killed during the U.S raid against terrorism in Afghanistan when he travelled to Afghanistan to monitor an Hospital / a Humanitarian Foundation (HHF) he was setting up for the benefit of the Afghan masses as of then, whose majority, and 99 percent of them are muslims/ islamic scholars and loyalists, during the period of our marriage we couldn't produce any child. My late husband was very wealthy and after his death , I inherited all his businesses and wealth.My doctors have advised me that I may not live for more than four months,so I now decided to divide part of this wealth, to contribute to the development of the churches in Africa, America , Asia and Europe .
I selected you after visiting the website and I prayed over it. I am willing to donate the fund to you for the less priviledged, churches,orphanages and widows, Propagating the word of God  and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.I took this decision upon myself because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hardearned money to be misused by unbelievers. because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity upon vanity.
Please I want you to note that, this fund is deposited with a Security Firm. and upon my instruction,you will file in an application for the transfer of the money in your name.
Lastly, I honestly pray that this money when transferred will be used for the said purpose,May the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ.the love of God, and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you and your family.
Await Your Urgent Reply,Any delay in your reply will give me room insourcing for a church or christian individual for this same purpose.
Yours in Christ.
Mrs. Clara Williams (JP).

SOUNDS FAMILIAR!!

 

Greetings Beloved,





Greetings in the name of our lord Jesus I am Mrs.Evangelist Rosemary
Collins, widow to late Mr.Smith Collins, I am 68years old, I am a new
Christian convert suffering from long time cancer of the breast. From
all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite
obviousthat I won't live for more than two months according to my
doctors.This is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.
I don't want your pity but I need your trust.





My late husband was killed during the U.S.raid against terrorism in
AFGHANISTAN, and during the period of our marriage we couldn't produce
any child. My late husband and I were Very wealthy and after his death,
I inherited all his business and wealth. The doctor has advised

me that I will not live for more than two months, so I have now decided
to spread all my wealth, to contribute mainly to the development of
church, Muslim soceity, charity/under privileged in Africa, America,
Asia and Europe.



Am sorry if you are embarrassed by my mail. I found your e-mail address
in the web Directory and I have decided to contact you, but if for any
reason you find this mail Offensive, you can ignore it and please accept
my apology.



Before my late husband died he was a major oil tycoon, and deposited the
sum of USD$12,000,000.00 in a Security company some years ago, that all
I have left now, I need you to collect this fund and distribute it
yourself to church, Muslim soceity, charity/less

previledged. I was into charity organization before this illness come to
stricken me down in hospital. I came to understand that money
acquisition without God is vanity.





The funds will be entirely in your trusted hands and management. I hope
God gives you the wisdom to touch many lives, which is my main
concern.30% of this money will be for your time and effort, while 70%
goes to charity.





Note: Due to my failing health i would be unable to respond to email
promptly from my personal email address you should endeavor to contact
the lawyer in charge because i have already handed over all proceeds to
the lawyer who will immediately file out the funds for you on my behalf,
below is the lawyer contact.





Name: Barrister Frank John

Email: barristerfrankjohn1944@yahoo.com



 

MY EMAIL ADDRESS IS SO LUCKY!!

 

Attn: Winner, 
 
We wish to congratulate you over your email success in our computer balloting  held on 25th August 2007. This is a Millennium Scientific Computer Game in which email addresses were used.   It is a promotional program aimed at encouraging internet users; therefore you do not need to buy ticket to enter for it.

You have been approve f or the star prize of US $787:000:00 (Seven Hundred And Eighty Seven Thousand  United  State Dollars Only).

To claim your winning prize you are to contact the appointed agent as soon as possible for the imme diate release of your winnings:
 
 Dr. Robert Brook
EXOPAY CONSULTANT SA
E-mail: exopayconsultant@aim.co m
Batch No:LF/53/849/HU
Ticket No :UW/83/02/ ED
Lucky No: 52/658/95/AS
R ef No:E MSL / 2007/AU.
Serial No: TM/YR38J/DA
 
You must contact the appointed agent with your Full Names, Contact Telephone Numbers (Home, Office and Mobile Number and also Fax Number) via em ail to process the immediate payment of your prize.

The Validity period of the winnings is for 30 working days hence you a re expected to make your cla ims immediately.
 
CLAIMS/PROCESSING APPLICATION FORM
 
Fill the Claim form correctly:
Your full name:-
Nationality:-
Address:-
Sex:-
Date of birth :-
Occupation: -
Telephone number/Fax:-
Lottery Date:-

Once again congratulations !!!
 
Best Regards,
Anita Raynes(Mrs.)

Why would a big oil company want my bank account!! lmao

 

Oil & Gas Ltd,
A Subsidiary of British Petroleum,
174 Middlesex Turnpike Bedford,
MA 01730
 
Would you like to work online from home temporarily and earn constant
payment? We are glad to offer you a job position in our company,
Oil and Gas Ltd A Subsidiary of  British Petroleum Co Ltd.
We permanently need new people to occupy the position of Processing
Manager, able to receive and send payments between our partners'
clients and our company. This part-time job does not require any
special skills. You do not have to spend much time to earn
sufficient money to be added to your main salary. Every payment
will by detailed instruction. This is in view of our not having
an office presently in the United States Canada. You don't need to
have an Office and this certainly won't disturb any form of work you
have at the moment. I have sold in galleries and to private collectors
from all around the world especially the U.S.
 
*** REQUIREMENTS ***
- Honesty, Responsibility and Promptness in operations;
- PC with Internet and e-mail access;
- We don't work with persons under 18;
- Postal or Mailing address.
 
YOUR ROLES ARE:
1. Receiving payment from our Customers
2. Cash Payments at your Bank
3. Deduct 20%, why 10% will be your percentage  for repsenting the company
and the other 10% will remain in your account against the next payment coming.
4. Forward balance after deduction of percentage pay to any of the
offices you will be instructed to send payment to.
 

Instructions on how to remit the company's balance 80% will be given
to you. We understand it is an unusual and incredible job position.
This job takes only 3-7 hours per week. You'll have a lot of free time
doing your permanent job, but this job is very challenging and you
shouldunderstand it.
 
We are looking only for the worker who satisfies our requirements and
will be a Co-operative assistant. We are glad to offer this job
position to you if you are capable and fit to carry out the tasksstated above,
and you want to work for Oil and Gas Ltd A Subsidiary of  British Petroleum Co Ltd
 
------------------------------------------------------------
Please contact us for more information via email below with the below
informations filled out:
 
Full Names:
Occupation:
Marital Status:
Age:
Sex:
Phone number:
Contact Address:
Email:
Country:
------------------------------------------------------------
 
PLEASE CONTACT:
.
 
Best Regards,
 
From: Mr Zhang Fang
Chief Executive Officer
Oil & Gas Ltd,
A Subsidiary of British Petroleum,
174 Middlesex Turnpike Bedford,
MA 01730
E-mail:info_zhangfanng@yahoo.com.hk
Tel: +44 701 113 9895

NO COMMENT!!

 

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Incoperation
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United Kingdom.


Congratulation,

This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of Two Million
Five
hundred thousand, Great Britain Pound Sterlings (£2.5Million) for the
month of
August 2007 Lottery promotion which is organized by UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.

The UK NATIONAL LOTTERY BOARD collects all the email addresses of the
people
that are active online, among the millions that subscribed to Yahoo and
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balloting System without the winner applying or buying ticket,we
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you for being one of the people selected.

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Winners
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Make sure you enter your winning number when filling in your details to
the
event manager. Here are your winning numbers; 4-4-1-5-9-0-0

These are your identification numbers:

Batch number.....................YM 09102XN
Reff number.......................YM35447XN

These numbers fall within your Location file, you are requested to
contact the
events manager, send your winning identification numbers to enable them
verify
your claims.

How ever you will have to fill and submit this form to the event manager
for
verification & direction on how you can claim your winning fund.

1. Full name..............
2. Telephone Numbers......
3. Sex....................
4. Next Of Kin............
5. State:.................
6. Country..............
7. Your Reference...................
8. Batch number......................
9. Winning number.............

CONTACT EVENT MANAGER
Name: Mr Ray Payton
E-mail: raypayton2007@yahoo.co.uk
Telephone Number +44780 7504 513

Thank you and accept my hearty congratulations once
again!

Yours faithfully,
Mrs Sandra Kate
(Uk National Lottery Coordinator).

The things people offer you!!

 

ALLIANCE & LEICESTER CREDIT BANK

180 BALHAM HIGH
ROAD

LONDON



Dear



I am an Account Officer to one of the immediate
past Governors in Nigeria who is currently facing a trial for
Misappropriation of public fund and Corruption in their country.



He
deposited the sum USD23.7Million in our bank,he has already denied
ownership of his several Foreign Accounts in order for reduction of his
crime charges which the above mentioned is among. As published in one
of their National Dailys, has 59 notable Foreign Accounts.



I am
contacting you to assist me transfer the fund into your account,
thereafter we will share it in the ratio of 70/30.



Once you indicate
your willingness to assist i will give you all the necessary guideline
for smooth and instant transfer of the fund.



Thank you.



Jim Rose

Apparently they are Sudanese with a yahoo address!!

 

From Mrs. Rebecca Garang.
Khartoum Sudan 
  
 
Greetings in the name of the most high GOD. The source through which I got your contact gave me  the confidence to reach you. I am Mrs. Rebecca Garang the widow of late John Garang who was untill his death the vice president of Sudan in Africa.
 
In brief, my late husband was a strong opposition for over 20yrs untill he was appointed the vice president on the 9th of July 2005 by the United Nations Peace Team as an avenue to quench the 20yrs civil war in Sudan.He died on the 31st of July 2005 following a helicopter crash alongside with 12 others just 22days after his appointment as the vice president. What led to the helicopter crash is still unclear but I know that my husband was the target.
Please what you are about to hear is TOP SECRERT,For more informations in relation to what I am telling you I will want you to check this site:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/4737661.stm and i am under strict surveillance by the Sudan government as you may know and all my in and out going phone calls are systematically monitored. Please permit me to go into details. After the death of my husband that culminated to a chaotic atmosphere that resulted to a one-week civil disturbances and ethnic violence in Sudan,Just few days ago as I am are making arrangements to mark my late husband's annull  remembrance this month  end, I conducted a search in his secret underground vault right inside the family house which hasn't been accessed since his death, I made some interesting discoveries, bank documents of
$4.5Million dollar deposited in a Swiss bank, documents of some landed properties located in the  heart of Ugandan capital Kampala and a cash deposit of ($5Million dollar) deposited with a prime bank in Abidjan capital of Cote d’Ivoire in west Africa.Unfortunately the Swiss account has been shutdown. I will explain  more when I call you on phone.
My aim of contacting you is to nominate you as the beneficiary of this deposit with the bank in Abidjan capital of Cote d’Ivoire for the  transfer of this money to your account ,which i intend to invest in a lucrative business out there  and If this offer is acceptable by you notify me immediately with your full contact details to enable me reach you for more discussions.
Be informed that your reward for this assistance is negotiable
Remain blessed .
Mrs. Rebecca Garang

Then there was this prick would you trust a hamilton??

Dear Friend,



I am Mr. Greg Hamilton, a British attorney based in Manchester, United
Kingdom,I am contacting

you concerning a deceased client and a French National until his
untimely

death was a private oil consultant/contractor with the British Petroleum
Company,

hereinafter shall be referred to as my client.



On the 3rd day of January 2004, my client and his wife along with their
two children

were among the victims of Boeing 737 Egyptian Airliner that crashed into
the Red Sea. You

can read more about the crash by visiting this website:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/3365769.stm



Presently, the deceased had a deposit valued at
US$18,000,000.00(Eighteen Million

United States Dollars) and the bank/security finance company has issued
me a notice to provide his next of kin or

beneficiary. Since I could not locate any of my late client's relatives
for over

three (3) years now, I am seeking your consent to present you as the
next of kin/beneficiary

to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account can be released to
you.



I have worked out plan for achieving my aim of appointing a next of kin
as well as

transferring the money abroad for us to share in the ratio of 50% for
me, 35% for

you, and

we shall collectively donate 10% to any Charity organization, while 5%
will be set

aside for any incurable expenses both local and international.



The money transfer paperwork will include a Certificate of origin so
that the

receiving bank does not ask questions. The paperwork will also include
proper certificate that the

fund being transferred is from non-criminal sources.



The transaction is guaranteed to succeed without any problem. All I need
is your

trust and

confidence. Provide me with these information:

(1) Your phone and fax numbers.

(2) Your complete location address.



As soon as I hear from you, I shall provide you with further
clarifications that you

may need to know.



I look forward to your response.



Thanks and best regards,



Greg Hamilton

These sniveling ones make me sick !!

 

Lady Toreth Hughes
52 Oxford Street, England.

Here writes Lady Toreth Hughes, suffering from cancerous ailment. I am
married to Sir Richard Hughes an Englishman who is dead. My husband was
into private practice all his life before his death.

Our life together as man and wife lasted for three decades without
child, My husband and I made a vow to uplift the down-trodden and the
less-privileged individuals as he had passion for persons who can not
help themselves due to physical disability or financial predicament.When
my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of �20 Million which were
derived from his vast estates and investment in capital market with his
bank here in UK. Presently, this money is still with the bank.

Recently, my doctor told me that I have limited days to live due to the
cancerous problems I am suffering from. Though what bothers me most is
the stroke that I have in addition to the cancer. With this hard reality
that has befallen my family and me I have decided to donate this fund to
you and want you to use this gift to fund the upkeep of widowers,
orphans, the down-trodden, and persons who prove to be genuinely
handicapped financially.

I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit
this money and my husband relatives are bourgeois and very wealthy
persons and I do not want my husband's hard earned money to be misused
or invested into ill perceived ventures. I do not need any telephone
communication in this regard due to my deteriorating health. As soon as
I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank in UK.

I will also issue you a Letter of Authority that will empower you as the
original beneficiary of this money. Please assure me that you will act
just as I have stated herein, You can contact me through my personal
email address: ladytoreth_hughes1000@yahoo.dk  <<<Thats right you are a dk

Lady Toreth Hughes

GETTING CLOSER

Soon I can get them to knock on my door

 

UK National Lottery Board,
P O Box 1010
Liverpool,
L70 1NL UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)

REF No: UK/9420X2/68
BATCH No: 074/05/ZY369

ONLINE NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you that your e-mail address has won the UK National Lottery. Therefore you have been approved for a lump sum payout £1,450,000.00(GBP) in the UK National Lottery program held on 22nd September 2007 The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an
exclusive list of 21,000 email addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the
internet,no tickets were sold. After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail ID emerged as one of the winners in the 3rd category.

You are therefore been approve to lump sum of £1,450,000.00(GBP). To file and claim your winning, please contact our Fiduciary Agent for the
processing of your winning particulars, with the following informations below.

To file for your claim, please contact our
********************************************
Name: Mr Michael Field.
Email:uk_fiduciaryclaims7@hotmail.co.uk
Tel: +44 704 573 3206
*********************************************
Provide him with the information below:

1.Full Name:..................................
2.Full Address:.............................
3.Status:.......................................
4.Occupation:................................
5.Age:...........................................
6.Sex:...........................................
7.Country:.....................................
8.Tel.Number:................................
9 Valid ID card ..............................

Congratulations once more from all members and staff of this program.


Sincerely,
Mrs. Rose Wood
FOR UK NATIONAL ONLINE LOTTERY.

 

A MUG SHOT

 

BALDE AICHA
ABIDJAN - COSTA D'AVORIO
11 BP 0607 ABIDJAN 11
13, RUE DES CHEVAUX






Egregio Signor,

Vengo con la presente a sollecitare di vostra alta bienveillance, un'assistenza di grande importanza.

Nomino Signora BALDE AICHA, io sono la ragazza di fuoco Dr. BALDE KARIM, ex Direttore delle miniere della Repubblica della Guinea. Mio padre fu assassinato da ribelli di Sam Bockary durante una visita in un sito di sfruttamento d'oro e di diamante situato a 230 KM di CONAKRY, la capitale del nostro paese.

Dopo il decesso di nostro padre, la vita è diventata molto difficile per noi dato che eravamo costantemente minacciati dai ribelli. Tenuto conto di questa situazione difficile, la mia madre si è sistemata con uno dei migliori amici di mio padre defunto per farci lasciare il paese. La mia madre ha dunque preso su essa tutti i beni di mio padre che si trovavano alla casa precisamente in la sua cassa forte e tutti i suoi documenti importanti che ha portato con me in Costa d'Avorio.

Siamo attualmente in Costa d'Avorio con beni compresa la somma di 2,6 milioni di dollari gli Stati Uniti poiché non conosciamo nessuno in Costa d'Avorio, la mia madre ha deciso di depositarli in una società privata di sicurezza del posto per salvaguardarli e proteggere quest'importante somma di denaro che non possiamo conservare su noi all'hotel.

Tenuto conto del clima politico instabile in Costa d'Avorio e che la nostra famiglia è molto conosciuta in sotto regione, la mia madre ha deciso di cercare un partner per investire questa somma fuori del continente in settori proficui, è dunque la ragione per la quale veniamo verso voi per sollecitare la vostra assistenza ed aiutarli ad investire nel vostro paese.

Il migliore metodo per concludere questa transazione vista la tensione politica in Costa d'Avorio, sarebbe di spedire i fondi nel vostro favore nel vostro paese.
Subito dopo l'arrivo di questi fondi in nel vostro paese, li recupererete e li salvaguarderete ed impegnerete i passi per aiutarli a venire ad installarsi nel vostro paese.

Li abbiamo previsti per voi 15% della somma totale dei miei beni.






Risponde-moi non appena possibile.







Saluti.
BALDE AICHA.

SPINELESS GIT
 
 
 
 
FROM THE DESK OF ROBERT DONALD
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A).
EMAIL: robert.donald_110@yahoo.com


DEAR FRIEND,
 
I AM MR ROBERT DONALD THE MANAGER OF BILL AND EXCHANGE DEPARTMENT  BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)IN MY DEPARTMENT I DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM FF ($31.500.000 U.S) THIRTY ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSANDS US DOLLARS). IN AN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMER WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY ON 25TH JULY, 2000 CONCORDE PLANE CRASH [FLIGHT AF4590] WITH THE WHOLEPASSENGER’S ABOARD.
            
ON 25TH JULY, 2000 CONCORDE PLANE CRASH [FLIGHT AF4590] WITH THE WHOLE PASSENGER’S ABOARD. THE NAME OF THE DECEASED MAN WAS
              
                 (MR.ANDREAS SCHRANNER FROM MUNICH GERMANY)
 
 
SINCE WE GOT INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CAN NOT RELEASE IT UNLESS SOMEBODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDELINES BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE IEARNT THAT ALL HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION DIED ALONGSIDE WITH HIM AT THE PLANE CRASH IEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM.
 
IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY THAT I NOW DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINNESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND I DON’T WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL.
THE BANKING LAW AND GUIDELINE HERE STIPULATES THAT IF SUCH MONEY REMAINED UNCLAMED AFTER FIVE YEARS, THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERED INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND.THE REQUEST OF FOREIGNER AS NEXT OF KIN IN THIS BUSINESS IS OCCASIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER AND A BURKINABE CANNOT STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO A FOREIGNER.
 
I AGREE THAT 30 % OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS FOREIGN PARTNER, IN RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FOREIGN ACCOUNT, 10 % WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENSES INCURED DURING THE BUSINESS AND 60 % WOULD BE FOR ME AND MY COLLEAGUES. THEN AFTER I AND MY COLLEAGUES WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCODING TO THE PERCENTAGES INDICATED.
 
THEREFORE TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRNANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOU AS ARRANGED, YOU MUST APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS RELATIONS OR NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED INDICATING YOUR BANK NAME, YOUR BANKACCOUNT NUMBER, YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY AND EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION AND LOCATION WHERE IN THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED . UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL SEND TO YOU BY FAX OR EMAIL THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION.
 
I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS HITCH FREE AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ENTERTAIN ANY ATOM OF FEAR AS ALL REQUIRED ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE FOR THE TRANSFER . YOU SHOULD CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER.
TRUSTING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY.


THANKS

ROBERT DONALD

Hahaha look at this one

 

Sir/Madam

I am a straight forward person and this is the same way I Would like for you to respond to this email, should you be interested or not.

I know that this message will come to you as surprise as we do not know each other. I am Mr. John Togar, personal secretary to Mr. Charles Taylor (Former President of Liberia). I need your partnership to secure a huge sum. If interested, contact me for additional information.

I look forward to your reply

Regards,
John Togar

 

I am also straightforward and my answer is F&%K OFF

 

 
Welcome to The Art of Susan Harrison-Tustain <<<< WELCOME TO ANOTHER RIP OFF MERCHANT 

 

Why would an artist require help ? because they are a con artist !!


 
48 Laxely Close,
London, SE5 0YP
Rc:120032
E-mail:- lawson_artwork@hotmail.com

My name is Mr Michael Lawson and I am an artist.I saw your advert on the web for indicating that you needed part time employment. I live in United Kingdom, with my two kids, four cats, one dog and the love of my life. It is definitely a full house. I have been doing artwork since I was a small child. That gives me about 23 years of experience. I majored in
art in high school and took a few college art courses. Most of my work is done in either pencil or airbrush mixed with color pencils. I have recently added designing and creating artwork on the computer. I have been selling my art works for the last 3 years and have had a lot of my works featured on trading cards, prints and in magazines.
I have sold in galleries and to private collectors from all over the world and i get paid without hassles. I am always facing serious difficulties when it comes to selling my art works to ,owing to the fact that they mostly offer to pay with a US POSTAL MONEY ORDER, which is difficult for me to cash here in The United Kingdom. And also the cost of coming to the state and getting payments is very expensive,though i am currently working on setting up a branch in the States.

In view of the above i am in urgent need of a representative in the united states who will be handling the payment aspect,by recieving my payments on my behalf from my American clients .It is as a result of the above that we came up with the idea of looking for a responsible and competent person(s) who will be of assistance to me in this area,whom i can entrust my payments upon and who will cash them immediately he/she recieves them and forward the Monies to me here in the U.K via Moneygram Or Western Union International Money Transfer.
What i need from you is just to recieve the payments and take them to your local bank or check cashing facility and cash them immediately and deduct your own commission. I are prepared to offer a commission of 10% to you persons on any payments recieved and cashed,and i shall increase
the commission from time to time based on your competence and efficiency.

This does not stop you from doing your normal job,it's just for you to take deliveries of ayments and cash them and transfer the money to me here in the U.K via Moneygram Or Western Union international Money Transfer.
May i not fail to inform you that you have to assure me that any payments you recieve will be instantly cashed and transfered immediately,as i are just starting this set up and i would not like a situation where people will make away ou squander my hard earned money,so please asure me that all will be well in this business arrangement.
What the job entails is for you to:
(A) Receive Payments on our Behalf from out American Debtors;such payments shall come in the form of Official Checks,Cashiers Checks ,Postal Money Orders and Bank drafts,all of which shall be issued in the USA.
(B) Cash such payments
(C) Transfer the monies via Moneygram Or Western Union International Money Transfer.

It wouldn't cost you any amount, You are to receive payments which will be sent to you by fedex or usps courier service from my debtors, which would come in form of a United States Postal Money Order then you are to cash it deduct your own 10% commission and send the balance to me via
western union money transfer or money gram money transfer, all transfer fees should be deducted from the money.


Application Form::::


(1) Your full name............................
(2)Home number............
(3)Home address.....................
(4)City.......................
(5)State..........................
(6)Country.........................
(7)Zipcode.........................
(8)PHONE NUMBERS .................... AND ....................


Once I get these details I will forward them from time to time to my clients who will then issue out the payments in your favour and send it to you for cashing.
This is a completely legal thing in as much as you prove your honesty by acting to instructions,people have made away with my monies in the past and i am trying to be carfeful this time around.
You can cash the check wherever you choose,i know they charge commission at the cashing facilities,it's okay if you go cash them there.
Please get back to me immediately as i have a lot of payments to recieve and as soon as you send me your home address details i will instruct that my debtors start issuing out the payments to you.

Best Regard
Michael Laswon
lawson_artwork@hotmail.com


Thanks for your assistant and God bless,
Michael Lawson
Director of SUS ART WORLD INC,
London, United Kingdom.

 

 

HELLO,GOOD DAY,

I AM HAPPY TO REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE BECAUSE I BE LIVE THAT YOU
ARE NOT GOING TO BETRAY THE TRUST WHICH I AM GOING TO LAY ON YOU.

MY NAME IS MISS LORITA MANUEL,22 YEARS OLD AND THE ONLY
DAUGHTER OF MY LATE PARENTS , MR. AND MRS EDMOND MANUEL. MY LATE FATHER MR EDMOND MANUEL DEPOSITED THE SUM OF TWELVE MILLION USD($12,00.000.00) IN A FINANCE HOUSE IN LONDON,BEFORE HE WAS SHOT AND KILLED HERE BY ASSASSINS IN THE YEAR 2006 FEBRUARY. MY MOTHER DIED WHEN I WAS ONLY SEVEN YEARS OLD.

MY FATHER WAS A HIGHLY REPUTABLE BUSINESS MAN(A GOLD MINER & A COCOA SEED EXPORTER) WHO OPERATED BETWEEN ABIDJAN AND EUROPEAN COUNTRIES.

I WANT YOU TO ASSIST ME AND SECURE THIS FUND AND TRANSFER IT TO YOUR
ACCOUNT IN YOUR CON TRY FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSES.

I WILL JOIN YOU LATER AND CAN FUT HER MY EDUCATION AND LIVE A NEW LIFE.
I HAVE ALREADY DISCUSSED WITH THE DIRECTOR OF THE FIRM WHERE THIS FUND
IS ON PHONE AND THEY ARE WAITING FOR MY LATE FATHER'S FOREIGN PARTNER TO CONTACT THEM.

PLEASE TELL ME THE PERCENTAGE OF THE TOTAL AMOUNT IN QUESTION THAT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOUR EFFORT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER?

I AM EXPECTING YOUR IMMEDIATE REPLY.EMAIL :m.misss@yahoo.co.in

YOUR SINCERELY,
MISS LORITA MANUEL,


N:B HOPEING TO  BE A PRAT  OF YOUR FAMILY , AS  I DON"T HAVE ANY  ONE HERE  IN <<<<< The PRAT bit is Spot on and the only bit of truth in it

 

Did I tell you that they have started putting their pictures on too ??

They do so don't be fooled, I would have put it on here but the poor girl probably doesn't know she is being used as a scam

 

Good Day, 

Although, I do not know you in person, I got your contact via personal 
search on
the internet, Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr. William Thabo 
a
banker in the ABSA Bank Ltd, South Africa. I have a profitable 
transaction for
you. I was attending a business luncheon in September 1999 in china and 
I was
introduced to Mr. Andreas Schranner, a renowned German Real 
Estate/Property
magnate. 

He later employed my services as a banker and investment Consultant, 
Three
months later he invited me and told me of his desire to open a fixed 
deposit
account, he could fall back to on retirement, under my professional 
guidance and
based on my advice he made a fixed deposit of USD25,500,000(Twenty Five 
Million
Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in one of our branches. 

This deposit was for 5 years and upon maturity I made effort to contact 
my
client, l could not reach him. I was forced to travel to Germany and 
there I got
the tragic news that, my client Mr. Andreas Schranner, his wife Maria, 
their
daughter Andrea Eich, his son in law Christian, and their children 
Maximilian
and Katharina, all perished in the Monday, 31 July, 2000 plane crash in 
western
German city of Moenchengladbach. 

Please Click here and find out what happened to the Mr. Andreas 
Schranner : 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm  <<<<crock of shit

After further investigation, l also discovered that Mr. Andreas 
Schranner did
not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper 
work of
his bank deposit. And l remember he also confided in me the last time he 
was at
my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, 
Twenty Five
Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars is still lying in my 
bank
and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is 
that
according to the laws of my country at the expiration of a numbers of 
years the
funds will revert to the ownership of the South African Government as 
unclaimed
funds if nobody applies to claim the funds. 

Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a
foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Mr. Andreas Schranner so that 
you will
be able to receive his funds. Should you be interested please send me 
your full
names and Direct Telephone and Fax Numbers, and I will prefer you to 
reply me on
the email address below: 

Email: wil_thabo07@yahoo.com.hk then I shall provide you with more 
details of
this Transaction. 

Please also note that I am willing to give you 25% of the total money 
for your
assistance. 

Your earliest response to this proposal will be appreciated. 

Be well and God Bless. 

Best Regards, 
Mr. William Thabo

TRANSFER OF 36,759,000.00 MILLION POUNDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT. <<< THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE TO THE EXTENT YOU COULD BUY SOUTH AMERICA FOR THIS AMOUNT AND THERE ARE ONLY A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE WILL HAVE EVEN CLOSE TO THIS WHAT A COMPLETE TWONK CAN YOU IMAGINE ANYONE WITH THIS AMOUNT OF MONEY EMAILING PEOPLE OUT OF THE BLUE FOR "HELP" 

My name is Mr. John Brown and I work in the International Operation Department in a Bank here in London.

I feel quite safe dealing with you in this important business Though, this medium (Internet) has been greatly abused, I choose to reach you through it because it still remains the fastest medium of communication.

However, this correspondence is unofficial and private, and it should be treated as such.
At first I will like to assure you that this transaction is 100% risk and trouble free to both parties.

WE WANT TO TRANSFER OUT MONEY FROM OUR BANK HERE IN LONDON THE FUND FOR TRANSFER IS OF CLEAN ORIGIN .

THE OWNER OF THIS ACCOUNT IS A FOREIGNER,  <<< I think you mean Twat a program leader, Until his death,The Late Prime Minister, Mr. Rafik Hariri, has a huge investment here in the United Kingdom and all over the world, as a matter of fact he has the sum of (THIRTY SIX MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY NINE THOUSAND POUNDS STERLINGS) <<<<<HAHAHA
in his account here in London which he deposited as a family valuables.

The family do not know about this deposit.I was on a routine inspection that I discovered a dormant domiciliary account with a BAL. Of (THIRTY SIX MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY NINE THOUSAND POUNDS STERLINGS).

On further discreet investigation, I also discovered that the account holder has passed away (dead) leaving no beneficiary to the account.<<<<He would have a blonde girl somewhere and a few kids to boot

The bank will approve this money to any foreigner because the former operator of the a/c is a foreigner.

 I am certainly sure that nobody will come again for the claim of this money. A foreigner can only claim this money with legal claims to the account Holder, therefore I need your co-operation in this transaction.

I will provide all necessary information needed in order to claim this money, Hoping in God that you will never let me down now and in future.o.k! Rafik Bahaa Edine Hariri (November 1, 1944 - February 14, 2005), married to Nazek Audi Hariri,was a Lebanese self-made billionaire and business tycoon, and was five times Prime Minister of Lebanon (1992-1998 and 2000-2004) before his last resignation from office on October 20, 2004.

The late Rafik Hariri died on February 14, 2005 when explosives equivalent to around 300 kg of C4 were detonated as his motorcade drove past the Saint George Hotel i n the Lebanese capital, for more information please log on to(http://www.hariri.info).   <<<<DO NOT CLICK HERE

I WANT TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY INTO A SAFE FOREIGN ACCOUNT ABROAD BUT I DON'T KNOW ANY FOREIGNER WHOM I CAN TRUST,<<<< Well for that amount of wonga I don't think there is anyone on this planet who you could possibly trust do you ?  I KNOW THAT THIS MESSAGE WILL COME TO  YOU AS A SURPRISE AS WE DON'T KNOW OURSELVES BEFORE, BUT BE SURE THAT IT IS REAL AND A GENUINE BUSINESS. I CONTACT YOU BELIEVING THAT YOU WILL NOT LET ME DOWN ONCE THE FUND GOES INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

Let me hear from you URGENTLY by Email: johnbrown722@gmail.com     <<<< Do not Email him/her

Regards,
Mr. John Brown. <<<< how many of these are there in the world John Browns he might as well called himself John Doe

IF IT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

      IT IS !!

 

Batch: 074/05/ZY369
UK-LOTTO Headquarters:
The Marina Offices,
St Peters Yacht Basin,
Newcastle upon Tyne, NE6 1HX England

WINNING NOTIFICATION:
We happily announce to you the draw (#1199) of the UK NATIONAL
LOTTERY,Online Sweepstakes Program held on 1st October, 2007
in NEWCASTLE, UNITED-KINGDOM. Your e-mail address attached to ticket
no.: 56475600545 188 with Serial no. 5368/02 drew the lucky no.which subsequently won you the
lottery in the 2nd category i.e match 6. You have therefore been
approved to claim a total sum of £850,000.00 (Eight Hundred and Fifty
Thousand Pounds) in cash, credited to file ktu/9023118308/03. This is
from a total cash prize of £ 3. 6 Million pounds, shared amongst the
first Four (4) lucky winners in this
category.
All participants for this online version were selected randomly from
World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from
over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are
listed online. This promotion takes place weekly. Please note that
your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet
representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In
view of this, your £850,000 (Eight hundred and fifty thousand pounds)
will be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe. Our
European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the
release of your funds as soon as you contact him. For security
reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential
till your claim is processed and your money remitted to you in
whatever manner you deem fit to receive your prize. This is part of
our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted
abuse of this program. Please be warned!! To file for your claim,
contact our fiduciary agent:
Mr Robert Hache Tell:+447031934212 Email:


Congratulations once again from all members and staff of this program.
Thank you for being part of our promotional lottery programs.
Yours faithfully,
Lorraine Dodds
Online coordinator for UK NATIONAL LOTTERY Sweepstakes International
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Online coordinator for UK NATIONAL LOTTERY Sweepstakes International

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All rights reserved. Terms of Service - Guidelines

YOU CAN'T WIN SOMETHING YOU DON'T ENTER !!


Is there any end to how many dick heads there are sending these out

 

WINNING NOTIFICATION:
 We happily announce to you the Online promo result of the UK
NATIONAL LOTTERY,online Sweepstakes International program held on
1st June 2008 in London, UNITED-KINGDOM. Your e-mail address
attached to Serial number 5368/02,lucky number 6-10-11-19-22-46-40
won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e match 5.
You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of
£1,850,000( One Million Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand POUNDS
STERLING) in cash, credited to file ktu/9023118308/03. This is from a
total ash prize of £18,745,605 Pounds, shared amongst the first
thirteen (13) lucky winners in this category of all world wide email
address in the Microsoft and commerce database used for the draw.
 To file for your claim, please contact our claims agent With the
below details(HLP FORM);
Official: Brian Adams ( Mr.)
Email:brianadamsdesk@hotmail.com
Tel:+44 70457 27840
    +44 70457 27841           
 <<< Do not ring these numbers they are a blag
                                  (HLP FORM)
1.Full Name:
2.Full Address:
3.Marital Status:
4.Occupation:
5.Age: 6.Sex:
7.Nationality:
8.Country Of Residence:
9.Telephone Number:
  Yours Truly,
 BOYD L MICHAEL.
Co-ordinator(Online Promo Programme]

From: Mrs. Susan Jones.
7 Old Church Street,
Chelsea, SW3 5LT,
London, England.
 
 
Dear Friend,
 
My name is Mrs. Susan Jones from United Kingdom, wife of late Dr. Greg
Jones who died December 2nd 2006, ‘May his soul rest in peace’. My
late husband was into private practice all his life before his death.
Our life together as husband and wife lasted for years without a
child. He died after a protracted illness, but before his death we
vowed to start Charity Project to uplift the downtrodden and the less-
privileged individuals, as he had passion for persons who cannot help
themselves due to physical disability or financial predicament. I can
adduce this to the fact that we needed a child from this relationship,
which never come till his death.
 
Before his death, he deposited the sum of 5,000,000.00GBP (Five
Million Great Britain Pounds Sterling) to his local bank account here
in UK with the good heart of using it for the Charity Project and till
now the money is still with the Bank. After series of medical test on
me last week, my Doctor has told me that I have limited days to live
due to Cancerous illness known as Leukemia, which has affected my
heart system. Though what bothers me most is the stroke that I have in
addition to this cancer. With this hard reality that has befallen me,
I have decided to give you this money and I want you to use this gift
which come from my late husband effort to assist the upkeep of widows,
widowers, orphans, destitute, the down-trodden, physically challenged
children, barren-women and persons who prove to be genuinely
handicapped financially as planned with my late husband before his
sudden death.
 

For accepting to help me receive this money in your local bank account
and also to invest it on Charity Project, you would take 10% of the 5
Million Great Britain Pounds for your personal use and all your
expenses during the charity project after receiving the money will be
deducted from the huge sum. As soon as I receive your reply through
this my confidential email address       Blah blah blah blah  Be
assured that I will sign the necessary Probate Document to make you my
Next of Kin, hence empower you as the Original Beneficiary of the
money and I will also give you the bank contact where the money was
deposited in UK to avoid delay in transferring the money to you. I
will expect your positive response with urgency as you would be bless
for your humanity. God bless you and members of your family.
 
Yours sincerely,
Mrs. Susan Jones

Congratulations Steve, <<<<<< for getting yet some more shite from some more tossers

You have been randomly selected to receive a $500 e-check to be redeemed in the next 24 hours. <<<< Not random ... blatantly

I am thrilled to bring you this official notice which confirms The Write-a-Check Committee's certification of Steve as a guaranteed eligible candidate. This is not in error. If you submit the winning check in accordance with the official rules of Write-a-Check you are guaranteed a prize award.

Even now, Steve, you probably thought this could never happen, that you could become A WRITE-A-CHECK WINNER. But it's absolutely true: ALL Prizes won in the WRITE-A-CHECK RANDOM SWEEPSTAKES S3 are 100% GUARANTEED to be redeemable by the confirmed winners.

Congratulations and be sure to redeem this check before the 24 hours is up, otherwise the next eligible candidate will be contacted.

Regards,
John Dawson & The Write-A-Check Committee <<< i'm sure you are waiting for my echeck in the post !!! check is spelt cheque by the way

If by chance you email anyone back this is the reply you will get yuk yuk yuk

 

Dearest Sweetheart .
How are you today together with your health which is the most important thing to me hope fine.?I am more than happy in your reply to my mail. when i read your mail today is give me full joy and happiness .thanks you once again i will like to see you face to face soonest . i will like to be part of your life. In this refugee we are only allowed to go out only two times in a daily. Its just like one staying in the prison and i hope by Gods grace i will come out here soon.
I don't have any relatives now whom i can go to all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war i am in the guildence of Rev. Peter James who is the pastor of the (Christ for all Churches) here in the refugee camp he has been very nice to me since i came here but i am not living with him rather i am leaving in the female hostel because the refugee camp have two hostels one for men the other for women.
The  Rev priest Tel number is (+22176-52-89-900) i will be waiting for your call soonest when you call tell the Rev priest that you will love to speak with me miss Juliet he will send for me because i am in the female hostile.
 
As a refugee here i don't have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country. I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place. Please i have my late father's statement of account and death certificate here with me which i will send to you latter,because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in one of the leading bank in Europe which he used my name as the next of kin, the amount in question is $6.5M (Six Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) So i will like you to represent me as my foreign partner as well as trustee so that the fund will be transferred to your account on my behalf and from it you can send some money for me to get my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you. I kept this secret to people in the refugee here the only person that knows about it is the Reverend whom i explained little about because i make he gave me access to use his office computer twice aday. So in the light of above i will like you to keep it to  yourself and don't tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it. Remember i am giving you all this information due to the trust i deposed on you. I like honest and understanding people,truthful and a man of vision,truth and hardworking. My favorite language is English but our language is french but i speak English very fluently.  wish to hear from you soon
Thanks
Yours love. Jenifer.

 

You should really not do this but I needed someting to show anyone looking to get pulled in by it all I think the point is now sinking in

ATTN: SIR/MADAM, 


PLEASE COME AND HELP US FOR GOD SAKE / WE ARE CRYING FOR YOUR URGENT 
HELP!!! 


Please do not be embarrassed to receive this mail especially since we 
don’t know each other or meet in person before. I was opportune to have 
your esteemed particulars from South Africa Information Exchange 
(S.A.I.E.), in my search for a reliable person to handle a very 
confidential transaction, which involve a transfer of fund to a foreign 
account. 


My concern has centered on how I could transfer my late husband’s money 
amounting to US$25.5 Million (Twenty-Five Million Five Hundred Thousand 
United States Dollars) out of South Africa for a better investment 
abroad. I am Mrs.Rosemary Mayo, the wife of late Dr.Peter Mayo. My 
husband was the former Zimbabwean Minister for youth, gender and 
Employment creation. While alive, my husband stood against seizure of 
white farms and the distribution of it to the blacks without 
compensation to the white owners. <<<< You really need to get your spelling up to scratch

Because of my husband's sincerity, he was killed by a planned motor 
accident along Harare-Masvingo Road near Mvuma Province of Zimbabwe. 
Before his untimely death, my husband told me some few weeks earlier 
that he kept one diplomatic box with a private finance and Security 
Company in Johannesburg, South Africa which contains US$25.5 Million 
(Twenty-Five Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars). He 
warned that he only declared the contents of the diplomatic box to the 
Security Company as a family treasure/ values, with insurance values of 
the said amount. He also told me that he used the name of our son John 
Mayo as the beneficiary of this money being his only child. The original 
document that shows the Deed of lodge, Proof of Deposit, and Depository 
Agreement between my late husband and the Management of the Security 
Company was kept with the reputable South African Lawyer. 

Because of South African Financial Law, which bared asylum seeker/ 
refugee like us to operate an account that exceed US$1000 and fear of <<<<<<< makes a change from millions
the amount involved, I decided to write to you to seek your help for 
this money to be transferred into your company’s or personal bank 
account for our future investment in your country. I am presently sick 
with HIGH BLOOD PRESURE, and was admitted in the hospital for treatment. 
So, I will please ask you call my son as soon as you receive this letter 
for more details concerning this transfer transaction.


Please give us your direct phone and fax numbers, which will allow an 
easy communication before or after transferring the money into your bank 
account. I want to assure you also that this transaction is 100% risk 
free. As for your reward for this kind assistance, we are ready to offer 
you 20% of the total sum while 10% will be set aside for expenses 
incurred in the course of the transaction. Please find below how I want 
you to help me and my son.


1). YOU ARE REQUIRED TO COME DOWN TO SOUTH AFRICA TO HELP US CLEAR THE 
OUT-STANDING DEMURRAGE FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY.

2).. UPON YOUR ARRIVAL HERE IN SOUTH AFRICA, YOU WILL OPEN A 
NON-RESIDENT DOLLAR ACCOUNT IN YOUR NAME WHERE THE TOTAL MONEY WILL BE 
DEPOSITED FIRST FOR ONWARD TRANSFER TO YOUR OVERSEAS ACCOUNT.

3). WE ALSO NEED YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT COPY, THAT WILL ENABLE US 
MAKE THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE IN YOUR NAME AS THE BENEFICIARY 
OF THIS FUND,TO ENABLE THE SECURITY COMPANY RELEASE THE BOX TO US AS 
SOON AS YOU ARE HERE TO HELP US.

4). YOUR FULL NAMES AND RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS.

5). PLEASE WHAT IS YOUR AGE AND OCCUPATION? THIS IS TO KNOW IF YOU ARE 
CAPABLE TO HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION FOR US, AS WE CANNOT AFFORD TO LOOSE 
THIS MONEY.

6). ALL YOUR EXPENSES WILL BE GIVING BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS WE CLEAR THE 
BOX FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY UPON YOUR ARRIVAL.


If you are willing to help me and my son, please try as soon as possible 
to get back to me through the above private telephone and e-mail. 
Please, I do hope that this money will be safe when finally transferred 
into your bank account. I do hope of establishing a good relationship 
with you and your family after this transaction.<<<< and we numbskulls are going to do this "NOT"


God bless you and your family while waiting to hear from you urgently. 


Yours Sincerely, 

Mrs.Rosemary Mayo & Son (John Mayo)
(For the family) 
Email: 

Tel: +27-73- 125-1312 
NB/

PRESIDENT ROBERT MUGABE WILL NEVER LEAVE TO HAVE PEACE FOR KILLING MY 
HUSBAND. THAT IS MY PRAYER TODAY IN THE HOSPITAL.

FROM THE CHAMBERS OF PETE BALMER <<<< More like Mr Barmy
AMI FEDER & ASSOCIATES
LAMB BUILDING TEMPLE UNITED BRITISH KINGDOM <<<<<< There's no such place
TEL:NO.+44 7024025422

Compliments!

I quite know my mail will surprise you and make you think otherwise for the fact that we haven't known each other before. <<<i'm not surprised in the least

However, as you read down my mail, you will understand that contacting you is not by accident rather it is handwork of God Almighty.<<< I very much doubt this one bit!! more like you send out millions of these to hit lists

I am Attorney Pete Balmer, Personal Attorney to Engr.<<< There is no such person and an attorney is American  Christian Eich, national of your country, who used to work in Chevron here in England.On the 25Th of July 2000, my client, his wife and their two children were involved in a Air France concord plane crash bound for New York with his family, you can read more on the link website below:


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm



Unfortunately they all lost their lives in the event of the crash, since then I have made several inquiries to your Embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this
has also proved unsuccessful.After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his Relatives over the Internet, to locate any member of his family but of no avail. I contacted you to assist in repatriating the money in addition, property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Bank Where this huge deposits were lodged.



Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an account valued at US$19 Million US Dollars.<<<<< why would it be in dollars if you were British ? Consequently, the Bank issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the Account confiscated by the bank/Government of England within the next 30 official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives For some years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased So that the proceeds of this Account valued at US$19 Million US dollars <<<<<Don't you think someone at the bank would wonder how someone just recieved more money than you could ever spend you weirdo!! can be paid to you and then you and we share the money in ratio of 50% to me and 40% to you, while 10% should be for expenses or taxes your Government may require. I 'm in the position as an attorney here in England build all the necessary legal documents that can be used to back us up in any claim we may make.I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please your urgent respond is needed to this matter, as I will advice you contact me to discuss further.

 

You want to word it all a little better and your spelling is "atroshish"



Best Regards,
Pete Balmer Esq.




 
 
 The management of Omni hotel Quebec wishes it to be known by few lucky ones that receives this message as it is one of the best way to exchange ideas with people in defferent countries that  the hotel need few hardworking men and women who can live and work in canada ( non proffesional jobs) <<<< Why would you want Non Professionals for such a high profile vacancy
 
Criterial: ability to speak and understand English <<<<< Well oviously you can't because your spelling is crap or French and phsicaly healthy . we shall help you during the processing of your tourist visas to ensure that its very easy after which we shall provide your flight ticket, visa fee and accormodation when you finaly gets here. If interested please feel free to email us on the email address below for more details

Email:
royalomni.hotel@yahoo.ca
                                                                                 
Ms. Rose C. Grand,
The manager.

THIS IS THE WORST SCUMBAG THE ONE WHO PREYS ON THE NEEDY

 

Take no notice of these offering dollars with a UK email address and loan companies DON'T

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You Need Loan For any purpose, then this is a great opportunity so grab it. Apply for any kind of Loan needed with no collateral required and receive a no obligation loan approval. We offer out loans within the range of $5,000 to $10,000,000 USD.

We welcome the opportunity to show you how effective we are at helping our clients obtain the money they need to succeed. Our professional staff is available for a Free Consultation. We also Fund Loan To anyone in any part of the world.

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This is a lifetime opportunity that can change your world for better so don't miss out.

Signed
Management

Affordable Loan Offer with a Low Interest.

 

This is an email doing the rounds by a scammer trying to get your Paypal account details do not be fooled or answer this message

FROM "Pay`Pal" <Officialservicerenewal2009@pay-pal.com>

Dear Customer,

You have one new message at PayPal.

INBOX

From: Customer Service
Date: 1/18/2009
Subject: Official service renewal notification.

In order to read the message click here to login at
PayPal and access your MAIL section.

Please be aware that these type of emails are just scum mails. Preying on people who have already been scammed, you would have to be pretty stupid to be fooled the first time let alone twice, the email is full of grammatical errors not to mention spelling mistakes, but the biggest giveaway that it is a scam email is the fact that the Nigerian National Government involved is using a Yahoo email address!!

 

British High Commission
(Trade/Investment, Management and Visa Sections)
Dangote House Aguiyi Ironsi Street,
Wuse Abuja.

The British High Commission in Nigeria, Benin Republic, Ghana and Bokinafaso received a report of scam against you and other British, US and some Asian citizens etc, whom the country of Nigeria, Benin, Bokinafaso and Ghana have recompensed you due to series of meetings held with four countries of governments and the World High Commissions against fraud activities by the four country citizens.
Your name was among those scam victims as listed by the Nigeria Financial Intelligent Unit (NFIU). A re-compensation has been issued out in an HSBC Bank Inter-Switch ATM Master Debit Card to all victims and has already been in distribution to all victims.
Your own card was among those that was reported undelivered as at when due and we wish to advise you to see to the instructions of the committee to make sure you receive your card immediately for usage.
Nigeria Financial Intelligent Unit (NFIU) further said to us that the use of Nigeria Couriers and the Benin was abolished due to interception activities noticed in the above mentioned courier services in Benin, Nigeria and Ghana in which the Nigeria Financial Intelligent Unit have made a concrete arrangement with the FedEx Courier Company for a safe delivery to your home address once the beneficiary meet up with the requirements of the conveyance.
We advise that you do the needful things to make sure the NFIU dispatches your recompensed as soon as possible. You are assured of the safety of your card availability. Reach me immediately to check if the delivery arrangement suits you.
Yours truly,
Mr. Robert Scott Dewar, CMG

This come in a nice looking box so what you see is not always true to form, if it sounds to good to be true it usually is


You're invited to:   Dear Friend‏
By your host:   Lawrence Philip
 
Date:   Wednesday 11 November 2009
Time:   5:00 PM - 6:00 PM  (GMT +00:00)
Address:   Dear Friend.I am Mr lawrence philip. Of Bills and Exchange at the foreign remittance department of the a commercial Bank here in Lome Togo. I am writing this letter to ask for your support and cooperation to carry out this business opportunity in my department. I discovered an abandoned sum of $9.565m (Nine million, five hundred and sixty five thousand United States dollars only) in a fixed deposit account, That belongs to one of our foreign customer Who died in November 2004 in a private hospital here in Lome Togo. Since we got information about his death we can not release the money unless somebody applies for it as the next of kin or relation to the deceased. As indicated in our administrative guidelines.Unfortunately, neither the family members nor the relations have appeared to claim this money. At this discovery, I decided to do business with you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation of the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and I don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as an unclaimed debt. The banking law and guidelines of our Bank stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed for a period of seven (7) years it will be transferred into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The need for a foreigner as next of kin in this senses is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a citizen cannot stand as his next of kin or heir.I agreed that 30% of the money will be for you as foreign partner; thereafter I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentage indicated. Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of the fund to you as indicated. You must apply to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased. This is 100% percent legal. As a banker I know this,and this will be a testimony for you and i if you make up your mind,for the claim.If you are interested in this proposal and you are ready to handle this proposal perfectly and with trust, then contact me at once,and we can work out the details, and the issue of your compensation. If you are not interested,and have found this email offensive or you think this is a joke,pleasedo not reply.Kind regards,lawrence philip.Reply to my private email: lawrencephilip67@yahoo.in
 
Will you attend?