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The top 10 stupid things about these emails?????

 

1. The people who send out these emails are dumb shits.
2. They are spelt awful.
3. They suggest they are business's with Hotmail email address's !!
4. They make out you have come into more money than the world fund
5. They call themselves stupid names like "Lucky"
6. Most say "I'm sorry to bother you"
7. Most say click here and the mouseover shows an entirely different address !!
8. They think Westerners are as stupid as them
9. They think words we use are the ones we adapt our lives around
10. Finally we don't live in UKingdom

 

BUT THE SCAREYIST THING ABOUT SPOOF EMAILS IS?

PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID THEY EVEN REPLY TO THEM AND BELIEVE THEY ARE REAL!!

Scam on the Phone

 

There is a scam going around whereby someone calls you on the phone.

They will claim they are someone from BT or Virgin media or some other phone company, who ever you are with.

Don't be fooled by them and never pay any money over the phone under any circumstances.

They will tell you your last months bill and go on to tell you your phone has been cut off.

They will tell you your direct debit has not been paid and has been cancelled so you need to top up the remaining balance to close or keep your account going !!

They tell you they will ring back in 5 minutes, meanwhile you will try your phone and indeed it does not work (because they haven't hung up so you can't ring out)

They are scammers so don't be fooled and don't give them any details.

The bank or phone company WILL NOT cut you off or cancel any direct debits without your permission or writing to you first.

 

If you get any of these calls asking you to pay over the phone just put the phone down  

This is another email claiming I have more money than the Pope coming to me, don't be fooled by these and don't answer them.

 Notice the Hong kong email address?

 

Good day,

This message is directed to you for the purpose of a transaction that is
worth US$48,300,000.This transaction is completely legitimate and all
legal documents will be provided which will cover you and the funds
during the course of this transaction.

I am Eric Elliot by name and i am presently in the Netherlands precisely
because of this transaction.If you are interested in this transaction,i
will advise you send me an email with the following details:

Full Name :
Tel Number:
Age:
Occupation :

The reason for these details to be released to me is for me to be sure i
am not corresponding with the wrong person.Note that you are been
contacted because of your family name and as such,i must be very sure
someoneelse is not playing a fast one on either of us.

If you would like to discuss further about this transaction that is in
your family name as an inheritance that you will benefit from,email me
back only on this email
address : ericelliot77@yahoo.com.hk

Note: Do not respond to this email address you received this message
from because my server has a problem to send mails and so,i send you
with my
relative's email.Endeavour to respond only to the email address stated
above.

Your response will be highly appreciated at this point because this
money has been delayed for too long and i would like to finalize the
transaction
as soon as possible so that i can go ahead with my other client's issues
i have at stake.

Best Regards.

Eric Elliot.

Amazon fraud email

Amazon will never ask you to do the following so beware it is a scam

 

Dear Amazon Member:

Due to recent account takeovers and unauthorized listings, Amazon is introducing a new account verification method. From time to time, randomly selected accounts are subjected to an advanced verification process based on our merchant accounts/bank relations and customer debit card.
Your account is not suspended, but if in 48 hours after you receive this message your account is not confirmed, we reserve the right to suspend you Amazon registration.
amazone is committed to assist law enforcement with any inquires related to attempts to misappropiate personal information with the intent to commit fraud or theft.

To confirm your identity with us click here
Please do not respond to this confirmation e-mail.

Sincerely,
amazon Online Services.

 

YET ANOTHER ONE TRYING HIS HAND

Shell Petroleum Development Company Hong Kong
Shell Tower, Kennedy Brown Avenue,
Times Square,Hong Kong/China


BATCH REF: SHHK/008/YY

This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of One Million
United States Dollars (US$1,000,000.00) for the 2008 International
E-mail Draw which is Organized by Shell Petroleum Development Company
(SPDC).

SPDC collects all the email addresses of the people that are active
online, among the millions that subscribed to Yahoo, Aol, Walla,Gmail,
Russian Mail,Hotmail and few from other e-mail providers. 100  people
are selected yearly to benefit from this promotion and you are one of
the Selected Winners this year by this great Oil company.

PAYMENT OF PRIZE AND CLAIM

Winners shall be paid in accordance with his/her Settlement Center.
Shell Award must be claimed not later than final claim day from date of
Draw Notification. Any Prize not claimed within this period will be
forfeited.You have therefore been approved for the payment of the sum of
US$1,000, 000, 00 in cash which is the winning present /amount for each
winner. This is from the total prize money of US$6,000,000.00 shared
among theW inners international winners in this category.

CONGRATULATIONS!

Stated below is your identification number:

REFERENCE NUMBER: SPDC-081511

Please be informed that your CHEQUE,DEBIT CARD, T,T,DRAFT of the sum of
US$1,000,000.00 is now with the payee center. Contact your fiduciary
agent in China [Dr TONY ZHANG] and give them your full detail below so
that they will re-insure your winning under your full name and direct
you to the bank for payment as your winning numbers fall within the
China Mainland Location file

(SHELL PETROLEUM DEVELOPMENT COMAPANY AGENT)

Name: DR TONY ZHANG (CLAIM AGENT)

E-Mail: drtonyzhang2@yahoo.cn
TEL;+ 852  60635434
Tel: +86  15017635434

He shall immediately commence the process that will facilitate the
release of your fund to you.Fill the below form and send to your agent

1. Full name..........................
2. Address ...............
3. Country of origin.......................
4. Occupation...........................
5. AGE...........................
6. Phone number.......................
7. Email Address..........................

Congratulations!! once again.

Yours in service,
Dr. (Mrs.) Lynda Jones
[Shell Publicity Secretary]

SHELL PETROLEUM DEVELOPMENT COMAPANY (SPDC),WE ARE TRULLY THE OIL GIANT
IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!! 

Never reply to any emails offering you job offers they only want to steal your identity

The big give away in a spoof email is the spelling mistakes the usual ones made by foreigners is

"check" instead of "cheque"  

The other big givaway to any spoof email is a Yahoo or MSN email address, business's just don't use these

 

Dear Sir/Ma ,

We are a private debt collecting company on behalf of the Coca Coca
Company.After proper review of your contact email address, we are
pleased to inform you that you have met the requirements needed for the
post of payment officer/book keeper with The Coca Cola Company . My
Company is company is employing more hands on deck worldwide.Your duties
as A book keeper is to collect payments from our numerous customers
within your state,process the payments, deduct 10% of the amount issued
to you as your personal bonus and you transfer the rest of the funds to
our main account officer whose information will be provided to you in
due time.This job position is temporary and does not require a specific
work time frame.This is not 3rd party cashing because all checks will be
paid to your name and mailed directly to you via your mailing/contact
address. This position became necessary because the company is being
owed by various customers from different states within the United
States, Canada and Europe and it became very tedious to process and
sort, as a result of this, the search for representatives to process
payments on behalf of the company became highly necessary.


Your tasks are :

1.Receive payment issued to you from Customers.
2.Cash Payments at your Bank.
3.Deduct 10% which will be your commission/pay on each Payment processed
4. Forward balance after deduction of commission to any of the offices
you will be contacted to send payment to.

Our payments will be issued out in your name and you can have them
cashed at your bank or other cashing services. Deduct your commission
and foward the balance to the company .If you are interested in this job
offer, Please do forward the following information written in (BOLD)
letter {s} as soon as possible:

Full Name:
Full Contact/Mailing Address(NOT P.O.BOX) :
Cell Phone Number:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
Age / Date of Birth:
Sex:
Present Job :
Marital Status:
Have you worked before as a Payment Representative in previous offers?
Yes/No

Thank you very much and we anticipate your working with The Coca Cola
Company .
UK OFFICE : Portside Business Park, Manchester,BT3 9ED, UK
+ 44-702-405-4818 , Fax other inquiries within states to -+1 404 978
0100


Sincerely,

Recruitment Team

Bonjour bien aimé,
Je suis Monsieur Alain Pazzeau né le 14 Mai 1955 à Montreal (canada). Je souffre d’un cancer de gorge depuis maintenant près d'un mois et demi.  Mon médecin traitant vient donc de m’informer que mes jours sont comptés du fait de mon état de santé dégradé.  Ma situation matrimoniale est telle que je n’ai ni femme et encore moins des enfants à qui je pourrais léguer mon héritage.  C’est pour cela que je voudrais de façon graçieuse et dans le souci d’aider les démunis vous donner ce dit héritage s’élevant à une valeur de 2.300.000 millions d'euros pour une création d'une oeuvre de charité qui portera sur votre choix. Je compte sur votre bonne volonté et surtout le bon usage de ces fonds pour votre œuvre.
Alain Pazzeau

Hello beloved,
I am Mr Alain Pazzeau  , born 14 May 1955 in Montreal (Canada). I'm suffering from throat cancer for almost a month and a half. My doctor has just informed me that my days are numbered because of my health deteriorated. My marital status is such that I have neither wife and children still less to whom I could leave my legacy. That's why I want so graceful and in order to help the poor you said this legacy amounting to a value of 2,300,000 million for the creation of a charitable organization that will on your choice. I count on your goodwill and especially the proper use of these funds for your work.
Alain Pazzeau

From the Desk of Engineer
Andrew Tonto B.
Electricity Company of Ghana.
Accra- Branch.
21th February 2009                                                 
 
Attn:    

Dear Sir
                                         BUSINESS RECOMMENDATION
I am Mr. Andrew Tonto Barfour, Staff and member of operations and engineering, Electricity Company of Ghana. Your email contact was introduced to me by the internet listings when I was searching for someone who can help me to undertake and actualize a deal in my company. Therefore, I wish to contact you based on your good profile.

My company was nominated by the government of Republic of Ghana to award Contracts to capable foreign entrepreneurs last year to supply high powered electrical devices and transformers for the rural electrification project in some mapped out regions of the country. Meanwhile, the contract has been concluded and payment to contractors has started in earnest. In this regard, I have got the opportunity to include only one foreign name of my choice on the contract award list for payment. If I include your name, you will be paid (USD4, 000,000.00) Four million United State Dollars only. Therefore, I wish to have you as my foreign partner in this deal. Rest assured we are going to achieve the best desired result. We shall reach all primary agreement which will bind us until the money gets into your account for sharing.

Immediately my offer is approved by you, you will be properly guided on the steps to be taken for the actualization of this deal.
I want to assure you that it is going to be a successful business and we shall remain grateful to each other in no far time. There are so many deals in the company which I and you will handle very successfully after this. I therefore look forward to getting your reaction on my offer.
I have resolved that the sharing should be as follows:-
(1) 60% is for me as the Initiator of the business
(2) 35% is for you as my Foreign Partner.
(3) 5% is for reimbursement of every expense that we may incur in the course of running the transaction. But if this is not accepted to you, please kindly tell me what will be your demand of the money when it is transferred into your bank account

Sincerely
Engr. Andrew Tonto Barfour

April, 2009 Dear Sir/Madam, Barclays Bank PLC. always look forward for the high security of our clients. Some customers have been receiving an email claiming to be from Barclays advising them to follow a link to what appear to be a Barclays web site, where they are prompted to enter their personal Online Banking details. Barclays is in no way involved with this email and the web site does not belong to us. Barclays is proud to announce about their new updated secure system. We updated our new SSL servers to give our customers a better, fast and secure online banking service. Due to the recent update of the servers, you are requested to please update your account info at the following link. https://update.barclays.co.uk/olb/p/LoginMember.do *Important* We have asked few additional information which is going to be the part of secure login process. These additional information will be asked during your future login security so, please provide all these info completely and correctly otherwise due to security reasons we may have to close your account temporarily. J. S. Smith Security Advisor Barclays Bank PLC.

Shell Petroleum Development Company Hong Kong
Shell Tower, Kennedy Brown Avenue,
Times Square,Hong Kong/China


BATCH REF: SHHK/009/YY

This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of One Million
United States Dollars (US$1,000,000.00) for the 2009 International
E-mail Draw which is Organized by Shell Petroleum Development Company
(SPDC).

SPDC collects all the email addresses of the people that are active
online, among the millions that subscribed to Yahoo, Aol, Walla,Gmail,
Russian Mail,Hotmail and few from other e-mail providers. 100  people
are selected yearly to benefit from this promotion and you are one of
the Selected Winners this year by this great Oil Company.

PAYMENT OF PRIZE AND CLAIM

Winners shall be paid in accordance with his/her Settlement Center.
Shell Award must be claimed not later than final claim day from date of
Draw Notification. Any Prize not claimed within this period will be
forfeited.You have therefore been approved for the payment of the sum of
US$1,000,000.00 in cash which is the winning present /amount for each
winner. This is from the total prize money of US$6,000,000.00 shared
among the Six International Winners in this category.

CONGRATULATIONS!

Stated below is your identification number:
REFERENCE NUMBER: SPDC-081511
Please be informed that your CHEQUE,DEBIT CARD, T,T,DRAFT of the sum of
US$1,000,000.00 is now with the payee center. Contact your fiduciary
agent in China [Dr Delphine Ting] and give them your full detail below
so that they will re-insure your winning under your full name and direct
you to the Bank for payment as your winning numbers fall within the
China Mainland Location file

  (SHELL PETROLEUM DEVELOPMENT COMAPANY AGENT)
Name: DR DELPHINE TING (CLAIM AGENT)
Email:shellawardagent1@yahoo.cn
He shall immediately commence the process that will facilitate the
release of your fund to you.Fill the below form and send to your agent

1. Email:
2. Full name.
3. Home Address
4. Phone number.
5. Country of origin.
6. Occupation.
7. AGE.

Congratulations!! once again.

Yours in service,
DR. DELPHINE TING
Email:shellawardagent1@yahoo.cn
[Shell Publicity Secretary]

SHELL PETROLEUM DEVELOPMENT COMAPANY (SPDC),WE ARE TRULLY THE OIL GIANT
IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!

 

IF YOU ANSWER ANY EMAILS LIKE THIS YOU DESERVE ALL THE SHIT THAT YOU GET

Hello dear How are you today. I hope you are fine. If so thank be to God almighty. Please excuse me, I saw your contact here while browsing through the internet I decided to contact you despite that I have not seen you in person. It will be my pleasure to communicate with you.My name is Mercy John, I am single girl looking up to meet somebody who I can partner/friend with.I am sorry to bonder you, there is something importance i like to shered with you.I shall be looking forward to hearing from you via(mercyforlove05@gmail.com) for easiest communication and never mind as you could not view my pics here but i will send them immidiately i hear from you via email. I am looking forward to hearing from you as soon as possible. Thanks and God bless. with love & hugssssss Yours Miss MERCY

BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION
Metro Plaza, Plot 991/992
Zakari Maimalari Street
Cadastral Zone AO,
Central Business District, Abuja.
Phone : +234 8063363983.


ATTENTION;

  The BRITISH High Commission in Nigeria,Benin Republic,Ghana and
Bokinafaso received a report of scam against you and other British/US
citizens and Malaysia,Etc. whom the country of Nigeria/Benin,Bokinafaso
And Ghana have recompensed you due to meeting held with Four countries
Government and the world high commissions against fraud activities by
the Four country Citizens

  Your name was among those scammed as listed by the Nigeria Financial
Intelligent Unit (NFIU).A compensation has been issued out in ATM DEBIT
CARD to all the affected victims and has been already in distribution to
all the bearers. Your ATM CARD was among those that was reported
undelivered as at last Friday and we wish to advise you to see to the
instructions of the Committee to make sure you receives your ATM CARD
immediately for your usage.

  NFIU further told us that the use of Nigeria Couriers and the Benin
was abolished due to interception activities noticed in the above
mentioned courier services in Benin,Nigeria and Ghana and thereby have
made a concrete arrangement with the DHL Courier Company for a safe
delivery to your door-step once the beneficiary meets up the demand of
the conveyance.

  We advise that you do the needful to make sure the NFIU dispatches
your recompense on Friday. You are assured of the safety of your ATM
CARD and availability and be advised that you should stop further
contacts with all the fake lawyers and security companies who in
collaboration scammed you. Call me at:   +234 8063363983 immediately to
check if the delivery date suits you.



Your Full Name:......................
Your Delivery Address....................
Your phone Number......................
Your occupation ........................

                                          
Yours in Service,                
Agent:Robert Brown
CONSULAR/DIPLOMAT
BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION
ABUJA.

Dear Friend,  <<<< potential fool he means

My name is Mallam Nasir el-Rufai and I am a Nigerian Citizen though I am
currently sojourning <<< what does this word mean? in United Kingdom due to the unfavorable political
climate in my country now.
I was the Minister of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT-Abuja) during
the government of President Olusegun Aremu Obasanjo, which handed over
to the current government in 2007.

I am now framed, and politically victimized due to my criticism of the
current government�s lack of direction which has resulted to the
deterioration of the living standards of the populace.
Nothing is working in the country and all the infrastructure and public
amenities have collapsed.

The current Government has accused me of corruption and mismanagement of
over US$32B (Thirty-two Billion U.S. dollars) <<< You could possibly buy the entire country for this!! being proceeds from the
sales of Government properties in the Federal capital territory, Abuja,
during my time as a minister.
Read the following article:
http://odili.net/news/source/2009/apr/16/505.html

They have frozen all my accounts in Nigeria and seized all my
properties. They are even making effort to get the British government to
extradite me to Nigeria for trial. The British government knows that the
charges are politically motivated and has so far refused to commit to my
extradition.

I am contacting you because I have some money I want you to receive,
invest and manage for me in safety and confidentiality till further
notice.
Your gender and occupation does not matter.
The amount is US$16Million (Sixteen Million United States Dollars),
which I quietly deposited cash (in the vault) with a private security
and vaults company.
I will disclose the location and more information to you as soon as you
acknowledge this email.

Being a government official, we were banned from holding and maintaining
foreign accounts. So it was purely in the infinite mercies of God that
He gave me the wisdom to deposit this fund in this form. Otherwise, I
would have been left with nothing.
This is why this fund is my life and everything to the future of my
family, which are currently barred from leaving Nigeria.

Please call or email me as soon as you read this email. It would not
take more than a week to get all the documentations regularized to
strengthen your position to receive the fund on my behalf. I know I have
to issue a power of attorney to you on that effect. 

You would take 10% as your compensation, while you would invest and
manage the remaining 90% for me if you have time-tested management
skills and experience.

I hope you would not disappear as soon as this deposit is release to
you. I am worried. <<<< I would be more worried if I went along with your plans :)
Well, this is a practical and physical thing, so you don�t have any
reason to fear and worry on your side.

Mallam Nasir el-Rufai
Cell: +44 703 188 3994

 

FROM MR CAMPBELL WILLIAM
MANCHESTER (WA) 20515
Pls reply me through this email address: campbellwilliam@sify.com

Greetings,

As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, <<<<<< I don't I really don't because, I believe everyone will die someday. <<<<<< That's about the only thing I can honestly say any of these emails have been right in My name is Mr. Campbell William, from New-Zealand base in London, I have been diagnosed with esophageal cancer, which was discovered very late, due to my laxity in carrying for my health. It has defiled all forms of medicine, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts. <<<< Now this news is getting better

I have since lost my power of speech and can only manage to write now, as that has been the only way I am able to communicate. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even myself but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focus on my business as that is the only thing I cared for.

But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that I know my time is near, I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members and as well as a few close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul and so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I did on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in UK, Brazil and Ireland. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self any more. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and donate the money, which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria; they refused and kept the money to themselves.

Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contented with what I have left for them. The last of my money which only few of them knows of is the huge cash deposit that I have with my Bank in London. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations.

Regards,
MR Campbell William

 

 

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- I AM MRS JENNY KOSSA,FROM NATHERLAND A WIDOW TO LATE FRANK KOSSAI AM 55 YEARS OLD, I AM A NEW CHRISTAIN CONVERT, SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME CANCER OF THE BREAST,FLORA ALL INDICATION MY CONDITIONS IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I WOUDIN, T LIVE MORE THAN THREE MONTHS, ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS, AND IN ALL INDICATION REGARDS TO MEDICAL ANALYSIS, THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE THAT NO HOPE FOR ME TO BE A LIVING PERSON AGAIN,MY LATE HUSBAND KILLED DURING THE FRANCE RAID AGAINST TERRORISM IN IVORY COAST, AND DURING THE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULD NOT PRODUCE ANY CHILD.MY LATE HUSBAND WAS VERY WEALTHY AND AFTER HIS DEATH, I INHERITED ALL HIS BUSINESS AND WEALTH. THE DOCTORS HAS ADVISED ME THAT I MAY NOT LIVE FOR MORE THAN FOUR MONTHS, SO I NOW DECIDED TO DIVIDE THE PART OF THIS WEALTH, TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHURCH IN AMERICA, AFRICA, ASIA AND EUROPE ESPECAILLY CREATE SOLUTION TO PROBLEM OF LESS PREVILLAGED ONES AND ORPHANAGE HOMES.I SELECTED YOU AFTER VISITING THE WEBSITE I PRAYED AND FAST FOR THREE WEEKS OVER IT, I AM WILLING TO DONATE THE SUM OF $3 MILLION DOLLARS, TO THE LESS PRIVILEGED. PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT FUND IS LYING IN A BANK IN IVORY COAST AND UPON MY INSTRUCTION,WILL FILE IN AN APPLICATION FOR THE TRANSFER OF THE MONEY IN YOUR NAME.LASTLY,I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY WHEN TRANSFERRED WILL BE USED FOR THE SAID PURPOSE EVEN THOUHG IM LATE THEN, BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT WEALTH ACQUISITION WITHOUT CHRIST IS VANITY AND I MADE THE PROMISE TO GOD THAT THE FUND WILL BE USE TO BUILD HIS TAMPLE. MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FELLOWSHIP OF GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY I AM WAIT URGENT REPLY FROM YOU.GOD 

Dear Customer, Due to your account activity we were forced to block your account! You are not able to use your account or your check/credit card until you clarify your situation. If you want to reactivate your account please use the code bellow as your sitekey password on the following website: 05896548 Website to reactivate your account is blocked Please do not reply to this email address. Bank Of America Fraud Department

with due respect to your person and much sincerity of purpose i make this contact with you as i believe that you can be of great asistance to me.my name is MAVOUNGOU Emmanuel an lawyer to later President Omar BONGO of Gabon,who died in a hospital in Barcelone spain on 8 june 2009(http://www.liberation.fr/monde/0101572250-la-vraie-fausse-mort-d-omar-bongo) at the hospital bad the president handed over to me a document of a deposite he made with a security company to a sum of 8.553.685 Ђ (eight million five hundred and fifty three thousand six hundred and eighty five Euros. As his lawyer for twenty years ,i wish to assure you that this tranactionis a risk free and in a few weeks that the transaction will be over and While hoping that you will agree to undertake this business with me in our common interests. You are not to face any difficulties or legal implications as i have the original document me . If you are capable of receiving the funds, do let me know immediately to enable me give you a detailed information on what to do. This is my chance also to grab my own but you must keep the details of the funds secret to avoid leakages as no member of his immediate family know about this deposite. Please supply me the following:Your current contact address and Telephone Numbers. I shall intimate you on what to do when I get your confirmation and acceptance. If you are capable of being my trusted associate, do declare your consent to me. Waiting for your urgent response. For your information, I would wish that the percentage be 65% for me and 35% for you and if you are not confortible with the percentage we can still discuss about it. Thanks for your anticipated quick response. MR MAVOUNGOU Emmanuel email (maita_emma@rocketmail.com)

Dear Sir/Madam. Please Read carefully and be sure you understand the content of this letter.<<<<< I understand it perfectly ;) I am Ms. REGINA OVERS and I got your contact from the CHAMBER OF COMMERCE. I am interested in investing the sum of $10.5 million (United States Dollars) with someone reliable, must have a grounded business idea to initiate a business investment and manage the development and progress of my intended investment worth the sum of $10.5 million (United States Dollars). I am interested in investing this sum under your supervision in your country if you can proof your capability to reasonably develop and manage my investment effectively. Your responsibility will also include that you ensure we do not fail in achieving milestones to ensure growth and success of this investment. I hope I can find that desired partnership and management in you. Considering the recent down-turn in the global economy and my intentions for a change of business investment, I hereby invite you to partner with me and be a part of this business transformation initiative under my sponsor. Be informed that a telephone assessment will be done before a confirmation of partnership and appointment. You must confirm your willingness to meet with me and other board members when required to discuss and sign necessary contract/ agreements if successful. My advisor will be in contact with you after the telephone assessment to talk you through the whole process and a possible hint of our choice of investment for your management (i.e. if you are successful after the telephone assessment). Get back to me with the below details if you are interested to represent and partner with me in this multi million dollar project. FULL NAMES CONTACT TELEPHONE NUMBER (LANDLINE/ MOBILE) CONTACT FAX NUMBER CONTACT/ CORRESPONDING ADDRESS NATIONALITY Please send response to this email:(email address deleted) for further correspondence. Best Wishes Ms. Regina Overs E-mail:(email address deleted)

HSBC BANK
ILL-CHICAGO
TELEX TRANSFER DEPARTMENT

ATTENTION--ACCOUNT OWNER

                          NOTIFICATION OF TRANSFER

WE WERE INFORMED BY THE INTERCONTINENTAL BANK PLC AFRICA TO ASSIST IN
THE TRANSFERRING OF YOUR $2.5USD <<<<<< theres a first it's usually millions BEING YOUR OVERDUE/ INHERITANCE FUNDS
DUE TO THE DISCREPANCIES GOING ON IN THE BANKING SECTOR.
YOUR FUNDS IS HERE NOW WAITING FOR TRANSFER WITHOUT ANY DELAY,
PLEASE CALL MR JOHN MOORE THE  TELEX OFFICER ON TEL  --1516 422 5395 <<<<< it would cost me more than $2 for the call I think I will give it a miss this is the worst email I have ever got, so far to date 
FOR YOUR TRANSFER PIN NUMBER AND YOUR PAYMENT SLIP.
PLEASE SEND YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS AS WELL SO AS TO AVOID WRONG PAYMENT.
CONGRATULATIONS
MS DAVIS HOOKS

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